IT'S A MIRACLE. Well, he's done for the year.
First, prior to a race, hide the knives.
Second, never laugh at, or derive humor from, Rusty's misfortunes.
Third, be careful about laughing at the gopher commercial. Although it is
quite amusing, it might be misinterpreted.
And finally, If Rusty finishes out of the top 20, bury the knives with a
shovel. In fact, bury the knives with a shovel and then bury the shovel.
And as a bonus tip:
Don't threaten to slap. People will mistake you for a Jeff Gordon Fan.
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