For those of you not familiar with Curling, it is a game best viewed
while drunk and possibly best played while drunk. It is probably best
described as Shuffleboard on ice? I think Curling is a big sport in
Sweden with Curlers being like movie stars. In Canada curling is
still pure and clean, Curlers are amateurs or get paid very little, I
think? though I was disturbed to hear that some major curling event
will be taking place in Las Vegas? I was drunk last night while
watching it so i am not sure?
What I am sure of though, is that I would have beaten The Scottish or
Canadian skip. Skip is the term for the captain or the main curling
guy, I think their are 4 curlers in a team? Maybe they need a
manager, or maybe they just were not as drunk as I was, but they kept
making the wrong choices? Like trying to smash rocks out of the way,
instead of finessing shots? Come on! I was getting hammered and
could tell that they should not be hammering shots. Hammer is a term
used in curling, which may or may not have something to do with
drinking? Just becasue I dont know the terms does not mean I am not
better then these so called Curling Pro's.
So anyhow Canada beat Scotland in the one Semi and Sweden beat Denmark
in the other, so we have a Canada vs Sweden final. I was a bit
surprised to hear Sweden are good at Curling, then again they
apparently are also good at Bandy and the Moose toss.
I will be watching the final tonight, possibly sober, but still
yelling at the TV and telling these skips that they are calling their
shots all wrong.