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by **luke** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 09:29:51

1 Lennox kills Tyson
2 England win world cup
3 Henman wins wimbledon
4 We win the ashes

by **Victoria Barret** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 09:56:33

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> 1 Lennox kills Tyson
> 2 England win world cup
> 3 Henman wins wimbledon
> 4 We win the ashes

Sorry, but I am not ready for the Apocalypse just yet.

by **Punte** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 10:00:47

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> 4 We win the ashes

ahjahahahahahah
you didnt even get close at home... a year ago

by **Benn** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 10:22:33

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> Subject : England England England England
>1 Lennox kills Tyson
>2 England win world cup
>3 Henman wins wimbledon
>4 We win the ashes

1 out of 4 isn't bad.

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by **luke** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 10:54:34

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> > Subject : England England England England

> >1 Lennox kills Tyson
> >2 England win world cup
> >3 Henman wins wimbledon
> >4 We win the ashes

> 1 out of 4 isn't bad.

> http://soccer-europe.com

I was only having a laugh.
i meant the other Englishman for wimbledon...Rudeski (sp)

by **Crusade** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 11:54:00

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>I was only having a laugh.
>i meant the other Englishman for wimbledon...Rudeski (sp)

You mean the Canadian who discovered about 4 years ago he could get a
British passport because of his English mother.

by **luke** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 12:40:39

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> >I was only having a laugh.
> >i meant the other Englishman for wimbledon...Rudeski (sp)

> You mean the Canadian who discovered about 4 years ago he could get a
> British passport because of his English mother.

If its good enough for Lennox

by **Brian Staf** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 12:46:49

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> > >1 Lennox kills Tyson
> > >2 England win world cup
> > >3 Henman wins wimbledon
> > >4 We win the ashes

...

> I was only having a laugh.
> i meant the other Englishman for wimbledon...Rudeski (sp)

It's interesting that Lewis, Rusedski and Hargreaves are all Canadians.

Brian

by **Victoria Barret** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 13:00:58

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> > > >1 Lennox kills Tyson
> > > >2 England win world cup
> > > >3 Henman wins wimbledon
> > > >4 We win the ashes

> ...

> > I was only having a laugh.
> > i meant the other Englishman for wimbledon...Rudeski (sp)

> It's interesting that Lewis, Rusedski and Hargreaves are all Canadians.

And that Byron Dafoe is English. :)

by **luke** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 13:13:22

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> > > >1 Lennox kills Tyson
> > > >2 England win world cup
> > > >3 Henman wins wimbledon
> > > >4 We win the ashes

> ...

> > I was only having a laugh.
> > i meant the other Englishman for wimbledon...Rudeski (sp)

> It's interesting that Lewis, Rusedski and Hargreaves are all Canadians.

> Brian

No .What are you saying they are English. Next you will be telling me
there are south africans and aussies in the English cricket team

by **Aardva** » Thu, 13 Jun 2002 19:12:38

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> 1 Lennox kills Tyson
> 2 England win world cup, beating Germany in the final on penalties
> 3 Henman wins wimbledon ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> 4 We win the ashes

Then I commit seppuku, having seen heaven.

by **jackkinca** » Fri, 14 Jun 2002 00:57:18

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> 1 Lennox kills Tyson

Done. Job's a good'n.

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> 2 England win world cup

Drawing with Sweden has turned out to be a blessing in disguise for
England, because it enabled Sweden to put out Argentina on points.
Unfortunately, for the draw with Nigeria to be a similar blessing
Costa Rica are going to have to beat Brazil, or Senegal put on such a
good performance against Sweden England couldn't have lived with them.

In other words, by not beating Nigeria England have given themselves a
fair chance of making the quarter finals, but probably no more.
Ireland, Sweden or the USA might go further than England do in this
tournament - unless we can beat Brazil.

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> 3 Henman wins wimbledon

LOL. Henman is a born mediocrity. He will never win a tennis
tournament. He will die unfulfilled and he probably won't care because
he's such a dullard. If he is the best the UK can produce in tennis
let's not bother.

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> 4 We win the ashes

There's an outside possibility of England winning the ashes but only
if an attack of the squitters causes the Australian team, while in
flight over Europe, to be sucked, one by one, into the plane's
chemical toilet and out into the lower atmosphere, where they are
pecked to death by flocks of trained mutant geese, their ***y
remains sprinkled over the Mediterranean Sea and sealed in clay jars
for all eternity.

Only an outside possibility, mind.

You forgot the rugby. We might beat Argentina in that too. Or is it S
Africa?

England's realistic world sport rankings, playing at their very best
and getting the fair share of breaks:

Football: 5th
Cricket: 3rd
Rugby: 2nd
Golf: 2nd
Athletics: 5th
Tennis: dunno, 20th?

by **Benn** » Fri, 14 Jun 2002 05:22:12

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> Subject : England England England England
>> 3 Henman wins wimbledon

>LOL. Henman is a born mediocrity. He will never win a tennis
>tournament. He will die unfulfilled and he probably won't care because

He's won tournaments but he won't win any slams.

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