Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!

Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!

Post by The Bopp » Wed, 03 Jul 1996 04:00:00


   You can't lose because you're not competing against anyone.
Everybody wins because the game is played by working together
for the mutual benefit of all participants! This is the greatest
game ever! You get a whole lot just by giving a little bit--
five bucks! And you don't have to sell anything, call anyone, or
make a fool of yourself. This is too much fun. We're all havin' a
ball! Join in on the fun and make a lot of money at the same time!

   Hello!
   I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take
two minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make
some serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt,  ready
to do almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those
bill collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass
of your favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this
interesting, fun, and exciting idea!

   (If you're reading this on-line, I suggest that you quickly
download it to your hard drive FIRST, just in case some do-gooder
takes it off the news board.  You can always read it with a text
editor or word processor)

   Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right!
I found it! And I HATE GET-RICH-QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those
schemes like multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope
stuffing scams, 900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I
have tried every darn get rich quick scheme out there over the
past 12 years. I somehow got on mailing lists for people looking
to make money (more like 'desperate stupid people who will try
anything for money!').  Well,  when I was a ***ager,  these
claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded irresistible! I would shell
out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 here, and another $49.95
there.  I had maxed out my new Circuit City Card AND my Visa...I
was desperate for money!!  So, I gave them all a chance but
failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some people,
but not for me.  Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in the
trash when I got the mail.  I recognized it right away.  I can
smell a money scam from a mile away these days,  SO I THOUGHT....
I thought I could sniff out a scam easily.  WAS I WRONG!!  

   ...I LOVE THE INTERNET!!!...

   I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to
GET CASH FAST!!  I thought..."Here on the Internet??  Well, I'll
just have to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet."
The article described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY
FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE $50,000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS!  Well,  
the more I thought about it, the more I became very curious. Why?
Because of the way it worked AND BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME
FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!!
And I don't have to sell anything or call up all the people I've
ever known to try to get them in on some scam.

   Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe a tough amount to reach,
but it was possible.  I knew that I could at least get a return
of $1,000 or so.  So I did it!! As per the instructions in the
article, I mailed out ('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics) a
single dollar bill to each of the five people on the list that
was contained in the article.  I included a small note, with the
dollar, that stated "Please Add Me To Your List."  I then removed
the first position name of the five names listed and moved
everyone up one position, and I put my name in position five of
the list.  This is how the money starts rolling in!  I then took
this revised article now with my name on the list and REPOSTED IT
ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD MESSAGE AREAS THAT
I KNEW.  I then waited to watch the money come in...prepared to
maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so....

   But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!
I knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from
people all over the world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada,
even some from Australia!  I tell ya, THAT WAS EXCITING!!  So how
much did I get in total return?  $1000? $5000? Not even close!!! I
received a total of $23,343!!!  I couldn't believe it!!

   I now drive about in a brand new black Acura Integra, due
to this!! And I'm sending this message from a screamin' 166MHz
Pentium with 32Mb RAM and a 2Gb Hard Drive! Now, after almost 8
months, I am ready to do it again!!! So maybe it WAS possible
to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but  IT COMPLETELY DEPENDS
ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL!  You must follow through and repost this
article everywhere you can think of!  The more postings you
achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your very own
mailbox!!  IT'S JUST TOO EASY TO PASS UP!  IT'S FANTASTIC!!!

   Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only
cost factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5
one dollar bills that you send out to the listed names by snail
mail (US Postal Service Mail).  Then just simply repost the
article (WITH YOUR NAME ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local
BBS's you can.  Then sit back and, (ironically), enjoy walking
(you can run if you like! :o ) down your driveway to your
mailbox and scoop up your rewards!!  We all have five dollars to
put into such an easy effortless investment with SPECTACULAR
REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 weeks!  So
hold off on those lottery tickets for today, eat at
home tonight instead of takeout from McDonalds and
invest FIVE dollars in this amazing money making system
NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!!  

   So how do you do it exactly, you ask?  I have carefully
provided the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on
how to easily get this underway and get your cash on its way.  
SO, ARE YOU READY TO MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!!

*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***

   OK,  READ THIS CAREFULLY.  Get a printout of this information,
if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed.
(Not that it's difficult or anything.)

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INSTRUCTIONS:

1.  Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add
my name to your list".  This creates a service out of this money
making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just
randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for
a legitimate service.  Make sure  you include your name and address.
I assure you that, again, this is completely legal!  For a neat
little twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in
slot 3", Just to add a little fun!  And write them a little greeting
from wherever you are sending from. This is all about having fun and
making money at the same time!

2.  Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no
checks or money orders), and put them into an envelope and send
it on its way to the five people listed.  The folding of the
paper around the bill will insure its arrival to its recipient.
THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! (Otherwise, some unscrupulous mail
delivery person may see what's inside and start helping himself
to all the thousands of envelopes arriving!)

3.  Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING
TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people;  remove the
first name from position one and move everyone on the list up
slot one on the list.  Position 2 name will now move to the
position 1 slot ,  position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will
be be 3, 5 wil be 4.  Now put your name, address, zipcode AND
COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom position on the list.

4.  Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible.  Give a
catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!!  Such as: "NEED
FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??",  etc.
And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the
more money the others on the list will make too.  LET'S ALL TAKE CARE
OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO
THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe
me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as
100-200 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!! It's easy to
send to several groups at once in a good graphical mail reader just by
selecting a range of groups and using the "Post Message" command--it
will cross post to all of the groups you select.
   PLEASE NOTE: DO NOT cross post to too many newsgroups at once! 20 or
so is enough. If you do too many, the people who might read the message
will have to wade through the entire list of newsgroups you posted to.
Also, if you modify this message at all, be sure to keep the margins
at around 70 characters.

5.  If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS,
or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file,  
tell them who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE
GLAD TO HELP.  I would try to describe how to do it but there are
simply too many internet software packages with slightly different
yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.  Just ask for
help or look in the help section for 'posting'. The easiest way to do
it, if you are on a Macintosh, in Windows, or using XWindows, is to
just COPY this entire message into the pasteboard and PASTE it into a
post to the newsgroups.

6.  And this is the step I like.  JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!!  Expect to see a little money
start to trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it
out of the mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway)
when you realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!  

7.  So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something
special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life
(or the one you want in your life)  a gift they'll
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Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!

Post by Roger Hu » Thu, 04 Jul 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>Subject: Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!
>Date: Tue, 02 Jul 1996 16:29:57 -0400
>   You can't lose because you're not competing against anyone.
>Everybody wins because the game is played by working together
>for the mutual benefit of all participants! This is the greatest
>game ever! You get a whole lot just by giving a little bit--
>five bucks! And you don't have to sell anything, call anyone, or
>make a fool of yourself. This is too much fun. We're all havin' a
>ball! Join in on the fun and make a lot of money at the same time!

    <snip>

I apologize for following-up to all the newsgroups this thing appeared on, but
I thought you'd all like to know:

This message appeared on at least 15 different newsgroups (thus qualifying it
as spam); it is a Ponzi or pyramid scheme, which is illegal under US law; and
it has a faked userID -- the real place of origin is the University of
Louisville in Kentucky, USA.


complaining about this abuse of the Net.  I for one am tired of putting up
with this garbage; and if we don't stamp it out, it will multiply like maggots
in a pile of dung.

Thanks.


real name:     Roger A. Hunt
real home:     Grand Valley State University,
                    Allendale/Grand Rapids/Holland, Michigan
---> "Cruising the Information Superhighway at 35 miles per hour,
          in the passing lane... with a hat on."
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Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!

Post by Roger Hu » Thu, 04 Jul 1996 04:00:00

Quote:


>complaining about this abuse of the Net.  I for one am tired of putting up
>with this garbage; and if we don't stamp it out, it will multiply like maggots
>in a pile of dung.

Follow-up to my post above, to correct a mistake:  The address for complaints
should be

Thanks.


real name:     Roger A. Hunt
real home:     Grand Valley State University,
                    Allendale/Grand Rapids/Holland, Michigan
---> "Cruising the Information Superhighway at 35 miles per hour,
          in the passing lane... with a hat on."
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Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!

Post by Kang Howson-Ja » Thu, 04 Jul 1996 04:00:00

Quote:




> >Subject: Need a LOT OF CASH, FAST? Play this WIN-WIN GAME. You CAN'T LOSE!

> complaining about this abuse of the Net.

Agreed.  The other thing you can do is to forward it to the National

out that if a person's street address appears in the text, it's
worthwhile telling the post office too since it's illegal to use the mail
for this kind of thing.

--Kang (I'm no net.cop) Howson-Jan