"""""Assorted Football Songs

"""""Assorted Football Songs

Post by <100752.1.. » Mon, 04 Sep 1995 04:00:00


A Selection of true Brit Footy Songs:-

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
Cherished by the Scum,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs,
Fergusons his Mum,
Sponsored by Reebok,
Looks like Mr. Spock,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

Cantona, Cantona,
Vain, pretentious ponce,
Cantona, Cantona,
Done the Tour de France,
The Turks gave him a bash,
And something about Lesley Ash,
Cantona, Cantona.

Captain Flash, Captain Flash,
Cripples Woos and Clogs,
Captain Flash, Captain Flash,
In the Womens Bogs,
Can't burp or fart,
'Cos he'd fall apart,
Captain Flash, Captain Flash.

Georgie Best, Georgie Best,
Guiness, Gin and Port,
Georgie Best, Georgie Best,
Pernod by the quart,
Lager, Bitter, Wine,
Schnapps and turpentine,
Georgies Pissed, Georgies Pissed.

Ferguson, Ferguson,
His team leads by the mile,
Ferguson, Ferguson,
Smile you ***, smile,
Spitting on the ground,
Manchester was drowned,
Ferguson, Ferguson.
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Ian ***,
Ian ***,
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etc. etc.
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He's fat, he's round,
He bounces on the ground,
Sammy Lee, Sammy Lee.

He shot, he missed,
He must be F*ck*ng Pissed,
Paul Gascoigne, Paul Gascoigne.
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If I had the wings of a Sparrow,
and the dirty great arse of a crow,
I'd fly over Hillsborough tomorrow,
And Sh*t on the B*st*rds below, below,
And Sh*t on the B*st*rds below.
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Stan Collymores a w*nk*r,
He wears a w*nk*rs hat,
He plays for the 'Pool,
And he's a F*ck*ing tw*t.

He runs down the left,
He runs down the right,
He'll never play for England,
Because He's F*ck*ng sh*t*!
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Add your own songs please.

                     Roman

 
 
 

"""""Assorted Football Songs

Post by Tony Mart » Thu, 07 Sep 1995 04:00:00


Quote:
>A Selection of true Brit Footy Songs:-
[...]
>Add your own songs please.

The Toon Army last year sang something like

E I, E I, E I O
Up the Premier, here we go
blah blah blah
blah blah blah
Non stop
To the top

Anyone know the full SP?

Also, at an U-21 England vs Norway a few ears ago, the Norwegians sang
(to the tune of Frere Jacque):

Ian Walker, Ian Walker
Do you see? Do you see?
Can you see the ball?
Can you see the ball?
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

Not the best lyrics in the world, but to be wound up by foreigners in
your own language is a bit rich!

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"""""Assorted Football Songs

Post by Andrew Barnar » Fri, 08 Sep 1995 04:00:00

Quote:


>>A Selection of true Brit Footy Songs:-
>[...]
>>Add your own songs please.

There's the slums song - I mention this because I got taken to task by
Joachim the FC Bruges fan a few weeks ago for (ironically) using the word
slum in relation to Brussels. Anyway, what I know of the slums song is:
 In your Manchester [or Anderlecht, Liverpool etc.] slums,
 In your Manchester slums,
 You search in the dustbins for something to eat,
 You find a dead cat and you think it's a treat,
 In your Manchester slums.
I think there's also other verses about beating the wife and ***ly
abusing the kids, but I can't remember how they go. Does anyone know?

Andy B. (Std disclaimer: unofficial, lunch break)