The European
November 2-9, 1998
Giles Tremlett
Madrid
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High-brow, literary and intelectually ***y: the new breed of
footballer
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FOOTBALLERS are easy targets for embittered intellectuals who might once
have dreamt of scoring goals for their national teams but grew up
instead to become writers, philosophers or artists. With football
suddenly becoming an egghead's game, the players, more used to thinking
with their feet than their heads, are coming in for a lot of stick.
Now one has struck back. Davor Suker, Croatia's World Cup hero and an
increasingly erratic striker for Real Madrid, has taken on Manuel
Vazquez Montalban, a writer, esseyist and political commentator, at his
own game.
Suker has engaged in a written battle with Vazquez Montalban, a former
communist thinker and winner of some of Spain's most prestigious
literary prizes.
In this new competition Suker has hung up his boots and turned to his
books. The nature of God, the works of Thomas Mann and the politics of
former Yugoslavia now concern a player previously only known for his
powerful left foot, his devotion to Madrid's nightlife and his romance
with one of Spain's best-known television presenters.
The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
intervention.
"Suker involves the name of God even though his team plays a rat-like,
carrion-picking and messy game," Vazquez Montalban complained. "The
conversion of football into religion is producing conceptual and
linguistic contamination. Why should God back Croatia and not Spain? Why
does He favour the trucculent president of Croatia and not the charming
king of Spain? Believers who happen not to be Croats should complain
about the impious and all-exclusive relation that Croatia has
established with divinity. I would take away Croatia's third place and
Suker's goals because neither can claim any of the merit for their good
results," Vazquez Montalban said.
It took Suker nearly three months to reply but, when he did, he was
determined to show that he could be as literary, high-brow and
intellectually ***y as Vazquez Montalban could be knowledgeable about
football. Suker used El Pais's letters page to defend Croatia's
president, Franjo Tudjman. "I am surprised that you should describe
Croatia's president as 'trucculent' while forgetting to mention his Serb
counterpart. Perhaps, like all communists, you feel a need to follow the
old party line that insists you back Serbia," wrote Suker.
"There are times when one must thank God for even the smallest things.
As Thomas Mann said, a faith in absolute values, however illusory they
may be, is one of man's vital needs."
Vazquez Montalban has not responded but, with a weekly column, he has
the perfect forum. A nation awaits.
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Not one to dodge a challenge: Croatia's Davor Suker of Real Madrid, the
winner of the Golden Boot Award as the best scorer at the World Cup '98
in France.
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