Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Barry S. Marjanovic » Mon, 09 Nov 1998 04:00:00


The European
November 2-9, 1998

Giles Tremlett
Madrid
.........................................................................
High-brow, literary and intelectually ***y: the new breed of
footballer
.........................................................................

FOOTBALLERS are easy targets for embittered intellectuals who might once
have dreamt of scoring goals for their national teams but grew up
instead to become writers, philosophers or artists. With football
suddenly becoming an egghead's game, the players, more used to thinking
with their feet than their heads, are coming in for a lot of stick.

Now one has struck back. Davor Suker, Croatia's World Cup hero and an
increasingly erratic striker for Real Madrid, has taken on Manuel
Vazquez Montalban, a writer, esseyist and political commentator, at his
own game.

Suker has engaged in a written battle with Vazquez Montalban, a former
communist thinker and winner of some of Spain's most prestigious
literary prizes.

In this new competition Suker has hung up his boots and turned to his
books. The nature of God, the works of Thomas Mann and the politics of
former Yugoslavia now concern a player previously only known for his
powerful left foot, his devotion to Madrid's nightlife and his romance
with one of Spain's best-known television presenters.

The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
intervention.

"Suker involves the name of God even though his team plays a rat-like,
carrion-picking and messy game," Vazquez Montalban complained. "The
conversion of football into religion is producing conceptual and
linguistic contamination. Why should God back Croatia and not Spain? Why
does He favour the trucculent president of Croatia and not the charming
king of Spain? Believers who happen not to be Croats should complain
about the impious and all-exclusive relation that Croatia has
established with divinity. I would take away Croatia's third place and
Suker's goals because neither can claim any of the merit for their good
results," Vazquez Montalban said.

It took Suker nearly three months to reply but, when he did, he was
determined to show that he could be as literary, high-brow and
intellectually ***y as Vazquez Montalban could be knowledgeable about
football. Suker used El Pais's letters page to defend Croatia's
president, Franjo Tudjman. "I am surprised that you should describe
Croatia's president as 'trucculent' while forgetting to mention his Serb
counterpart. Perhaps, like all communists, you feel a need to follow the
old party line that insists you back Serbia," wrote Suker.

"There are times when one must thank God for even the smallest things.
As Thomas Mann said, a faith in absolute values, however illusory they
may be, is one of man's vital needs."

Vazquez Montalban has not responded but, with a weekly column, he has
the perfect forum. A nation awaits.

.........................................................................
Not one to dodge a challenge: Croatia's Davor Suker of Real Madrid, the
winner of the Golden Boot Award as the best scorer at the World Cup '98
in France.
.........................................................................

 
 
 

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Andrew Rutherfo » Tue, 10 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
> The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
> column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
> third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
> criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
> intervention.

Suker's antics during the World Cup (dangling from the crossbar, scoring
lots of goals etc.) made Croatia an attractive team to watch -- and you
had to be impressed by the small, 'new' country's advance.  It's good that
he behaves in character off the pitch.

--
Andrew Rutherford


 
 
 

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by 86_ste.. » Tue, 10 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

> The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
> column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
> third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
> criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
> intervention.

Well, duh. Davor is spot on. The Good Lord blessed him and his team-mates
with a sketchy ref in the round of six***, as well as injuries to the two
best players on the opposing team. What more could you ask for? ;-)

"Probably another helpful ref and a geriatric, overrated team in the next
round....."

"and a depressed, listless, indifferent team in the next game"

"because let's face it, one ass-kicking player does not alone a third-place
win maketh."

Or something.
Zlata

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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Darko Peri » Wed, 11 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Croatia's best player, Alen Boksic, missed the whole tournament.  His
presence could have possibly made the Cinderella story complete.  The two
missing Romanians had negligible effect on their poor performance in the
game.

 
 
 

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Salim Al-Azaw » Thu, 12 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Zlata,

Cna't you get it through the thick head of yours that Romania played crappy
in that game.

Can't you get it through your head that every team needs luck to get to the
top.

Don't you think France was lucky to pass Praguay on the Golden Goal and
Italy on penalties.  Or that Brazil beat Netherlands, or that Netherlands
passed Yugo by a final minute strike (and a missed penalty by Yugo), or
that Argentina beat England, or ........

So yes every team needs luck to pass to the next round (including Croatia
and Romania).



Quote:

> > The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
> > column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
> > third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
> > criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
> > intervention.

> Well, duh. Davor is spot on. The Good Lord blessed him and his team-mates
> with a sketchy ref in the round of six***, as well as injuries to the
two
> best players on the opposing team. What more could you ask for? ;-)

> "Probably another helpful ref and a geriatric, overrated team in the next
> round....."

> "and a depressed, listless, indifferent team in the next game"

> "because let's face it, one ass-kicking player does not alone a
third-place
> win maketh."

> Or something.
> Zlata

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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by stelis.. » Thu, 12 Nov 1998 04:00:00



Quote:
>snip Salim's nonsense>

Salim, When will you get it through your thick head that there are such
things are irony, sarcasm, and (gasp!) humor. This things are usually denoted
by tone of voice in speaking. In writing, these things can be denoted usually
by a little smiley face thing next to the statement (as was present were you
actually paying attention.)

But, alas, rather than actually read and pay attention to the post before
making comments, you wanted more badly to say something pompous in a truly
pathetic attempt to sound intelligent and witty. Sadly enough, you failed.
Don't feel too bad, though. There are others who suffer from this deficiency
as well. Like Lech, for instance.

Your reaction (and that Darko guy's) merely show that you don't pay attention
to what you read, you are completely devoid of a sense of humor, and are an
all- around ***.

Goodbye.

Zlata

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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Chris Francisc » Thu, 12 Nov 1998 04:00:00


[snip]

Quote:
> Zlata.  You are special you know that (in a bad sense that is)

Damn, Zlata, he called you special. I don't know if you can come up with a
better insult than that...

Chris

 
 
 

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Filip Njavr » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Well, speaking as a Croat, I do not share
Suker's enchantment with our highly annoying
President, but I really resent the fact that some
Spaniard quasi-philosopher engages in mud-slinging
only because his team went home early. And speaking of
God, why shouldn't he reward my people who had suffered so
much. If God made this dream come true, I'm sure he didn't do it
for our President.
And oh, Zlata, ALJOSA  rulez!
Quote:

> The European
> November 2-9, 1998

> Giles Tremlett
> Madrid
> .........................................................................
> High-brow, literary and intelectually ***y: the new breed of
> footballer
> .........................................................................

> FOOTBALLERS are easy targets for embittered intellectuals who might once
> have dreamt of scoring goals for their national teams but grew up
> instead to become writers, philosophers or artists. With football
> suddenly becoming an egghead's game, the players, more used to thinking
> with their feet than their heads, are coming in for a lot of stick.

> Now one has struck back. Davor Suker, Croatia's World Cup hero and an
> increasingly erratic striker for Real Madrid, has taken on Manuel
> Vazquez Montalban, a writer, esseyist and political commentator, at his
> own game.

> Suker has engaged in a written battle with Vazquez Montalban, a former
> communist thinker and winner of some of Spain's most prestigious
> literary prizes.

> In this new competition Suker has hung up his boots and turned to his
> books. The nature of God, the works of Thomas Mann and the politics of
> former Yugoslavia now concern a player previously only known for his
> powerful left foot, his devotion to Madrid's nightlife and his romance
> with one of Spain's best-known television presenters.

> The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
> column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
> third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
> criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
> intervention.

> "Suker involves the name of God even though his team plays a rat-like,
> carrion-picking and messy game," Vazquez Montalban complained. "The
> conversion of football into religion is producing conceptual and
> linguistic contamination. Why should God back Croatia and not Spain? Why
> does He favour the trucculent president of Croatia and not the charming
> king of Spain? Believers who happen not to be Croats should complain
> about the impious and all-exclusive relation that Croatia has
> established with divinity. I would take away Croatia's third place and
> Suker's goals because neither can claim any of the merit for their good
> results," Vazquez Montalban said.

> It took Suker nearly three months to reply but, when he did, he was
> determined to show that he could be as literary, high-brow and
> intellectually ***y as Vazquez Montalban could be knowledgeable about
> football. Suker used El Pais's letters page to defend Croatia's
> president, Franjo Tudjman. "I am surprised that you should describe
> Croatia's president as 'trucculent' while forgetting to mention his Serb
> counterpart. Perhaps, like all communists, you feel a need to follow the
> old party line that insists you back Serbia," wrote Suker.

> "There are times when one must thank God for even the smallest things.
> As Thomas Mann said, a faith in absolute values, however illusory they
> may be, is one of man's vital needs."

> Vazquez Montalban has not responded but, with a weekly column, he has
> the perfect forum. A nation awaits.

> .........................................................................
> Not one to dodge a challenge: Croatia's Davor Suker of Real Madrid, the
> winner of the Golden Boot Award as the best scorer at the World Cup '98
> in France.
> .........................................................................

 
 
 

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by RP » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00

On Sun, 08 Nov 1998 21:02:41 -0800, "Barry S. Marjanovich"

Quote:

>"Suker involves the name of God even though his team plays a rat-like,
>carrion-picking and messy game," Vazquez Montalban complained. "The
>conversion of football into religion is producing conceptual and
>linguistic contamination. Why should God back Croatia and not Spain? Why
>does He favour the trucculent president of Croatia and not the charming
>king of Spain? Believers who happen not to be Croats should complain
>about the impious and all-exclusive relation that Croatia has
>established with divinity. I would take away Croatia's third place and
>Suker's goals because neither can claim any of the merit for their good
>results," Vazquez Montalban said.

I agree with this. It is an excellent remark on a trend seen in
professional sports. The evoking of God's name to somehow suggest that
God may care about one nation/club/team more than about another is not
a good thing. Tjis can be seen in Amewrican and world sports, in
entrtainment and in politics. Montalban is right on in my eyes.

Quote:

>"There are times when one must thank God for even the smallest things.
>As Thomas Mann said, a faith in absolute values, however illusory they
>may be, is one of man's vital needs."

I agree that one must thank God, but thank him for your abilities.
Dont suggest that God has a love for Croatia and a dislike for Serbia,
Spain or Mexico, and that as a result of His love of one nation over
another, He somehow influenced the end result.
 
 
 

Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by RP » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00



Quote:
>Zlata,

>Cna't you get it through the thick head of yours that Romania played crappy
>in that game.

Maybe they didnt play a good match, but Romania was a much more
interesting, and attractive team than Croatia. Illie was pure magic.
Quote:
>Can't you get it through your head that every team needs luck to get to the
>top.

>Don't you think France was lucky to pass Praguay on the Golden Goal and
>Italy on penalties.  Or that Brazil beat Netherlands, or that Netherlands
>passed Yugo by a final minute strike (and a missed penalty by Yugo), or
>that Argentina beat England, or ........

>So yes every team needs luck to pass to the next round (including Croatia
>and Romania).



>> > The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
>> > column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia finishing
>> > third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
>> > criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
>> > intervention.

>> Well, duh. Davor is spot on. The Good Lord blessed him and his team-mates
>> with a sketchy ref in the round of six***, as well as injuries to the
>two
>> best players on the opposing team. What more could you ask for? ;-)

>> "Probably another helpful ref and a geriatric, overrated team in the next
>> round....."

>> "and a depressed, listless, indifferent team in the next game"

>> "because let's face it, one ass-kicking player does not alone a
>third-place
>> win maketh."

>> Or something.
>> Zlata

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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Salim Al-Azaw » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00

How many goals did Ilie score?????



Quote:


> >Zlata,

> >Cna't you get it through the thick head of yours that Romania played
crappy
> >in that game.

> Maybe they didnt play a good match, but Romania was a much more
> interesting, and attractive team than Croatia. Illie was pure magic.

> >Can't you get it through your head that every team needs luck to get to
the
> >top.

> >Don't you think France was lucky to pass Praguay on the Golden Goal and
> >Italy on penalties.  Or that Brazil beat Netherlands, or that
Netherlands
> >passed Yugo by a final minute strike (and a missed penalty by Yugo), or
> >that Argentina beat England, or ........

> >So yes every team needs luck to pass to the next round (including
Croatia
> >and Romania).



> >> > The row started when Vazquez Montalban attacked Suker in his weekly
> >> > column in El Pais. Vazquez Montalban, frustrated by Croatia
finishing
> >> > third in the World Cup when Spain went out in the group stages,
> >> > criticised Suker for attributing his team's sucess to devine
> >> > intervention.

> >> Well, duh. Davor is spot on. The Good Lord blessed him and his
team-mates
> >> with a sketchy ref in the round of six***, as well as injuries to the
> >two
> >> best players on the opposing team. What more could you ask for? ;-)

> >> "Probably another helpful ref and a geriatric, overrated team in the
next
> >> round....."

> >> "and a depressed, listless, indifferent team in the next game"

> >> "because let's face it, one ass-kicking player does not alone a
> >third-place
> >> win maketh."

> >> Or something.
> >> Zlata

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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Petar Kolakov » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00

Quote:



> >Zlata,

> >Cna't you get it through the thick head of yours that Romania played crappy
> >in that game.

> Maybe they didnt play a good match, but Romania was a much more
> interesting, and attractive team than Croatia. Illie was pure magic.

I hope you're not talking about the match against Croatia, because Illie
didn't do anything particularly special to distinguish himself in that
match. Croatia created more and better opportunities, and was never
seriously challenged by the Romanian offence. We deserved the victory.

And I really don't understand how you can say that Romania was a more
attractive team. Did you see the two goals that we scored against Holland?
If I recall correctly, both of them involved eight consecutive touches on
two brilliant counter-attacks resulting in goals for Croatia. They
couldn't have been prettier.
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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by Petar Kolakov » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00


Quote:


> > Your reaction (and that Darko guy's) merely show that you don't pay
> attention
> > to what you read, you are completely devoid of a sense of humor, and are
> an
> > all- around ***.

> This comment merits no response whatsoever.  People who tend to use
> profanity are usually the ones who are not literate enough to find other
> words.

Or as a wise man once said, vulgarity is the crutch of linguistic cripples.
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Croatia's Davor Suker Also Scores In Match Of Words

Post by RP » Fri, 13 Nov 1998 04:00:00


Quote:




>> >Zlata,

>> >Cna't you get it through the thick head of yours that Romania played crappy
>> >in that game.

>> Maybe they didnt play a good match, but Romania was a much more
>> interesting, and attractive team than Croatia. Illie was pure magic.

>I hope you're not talking about the match against Croatia, because Illie
>didn't do anything particularly special to distinguish himself in that
>match. Croatia created more and better opportunities, and was never
>seriously challenged by the Romanian offence. We deserved the victory.

>And I really don't understand how you can say that Romania was a more
>attractive team. Did you see the two goals that we scored against Holland?
>If I recall correctly, both of them involved eight consecutive touches on
>two brilliant counter-attacks resulting in goals for Croatia. They
>couldn't have been prettier.

I do think Romania was more attractive. I loved the finesse of Illie
and Hagi more than the brutality and dirty play of Croatia.