WC2006 Round 2 Day #1 Awards

WC2006 Round 2 Day #1 Awards

Post by steve » Tue, 27 Jun 2006 22:52:51


Golazo of the Day
If any match deserved a deciding "golazo of golazos", it was the
sublime match up between Argentina and Mexico. This was a game fitting
of any World Cup Final; always absorbing, teasingly tactical, sizzingly
sensational at times, and oscillating throughout the 120 minutes.
Mexico will feel unlucky to have gone out at this stage as they should
have been playing against ten men for the entire second half. There
were some outstanding individual performances from Los Tricolores, and
kudos must go to Ricardo Osorio who was a dynamic presence at the back,
and the peerless Rafael Marquez, who has been the player of the
tournament. The Mexicans pressed the Argentinians all over the pitch,
not allowing their opponents the time to get their passing game
functioning to full effect. As the Mexicans tired as a result of these
exertions, Argentina got stronger with their world class substitutes
Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez to the fore.

In the 9th minute of extra time Messi twinkles up the right wing into
the Mexico half, drifts inside and hits a left-footed pass to Riquelme
who stands centrally on the edge of the centre circle. Riquelme returns
the ball to Messi who is now 5 metres forward and to the right of his
team mate. Messi, shining like a 100 watt light bulb on a hot sultry
summer's night, draws three Mexican midfield moths towards him and
spreads the ball to his captain Sorin on the left wing. Sorin controls
the ball and hits a 40 metre diagonal pass to the right apex of the
Mexico penalty area where Maxi Rodriguez is marked by Pineda. Maxi
controls the ball high on his chest taking it away from his marker and
a couple of metres further from goal. Every molecule in the Maxi's body
combines in sequence as the ball drops, and he hits a powerful, arcing
dipping 30 metre volley on the turn into the opposite left top corner
of the net. Golazo and the Argentine laundry gets another airing in the
stands.

Hero of the Day
The German team continue to gather ominous momentum as they grasp the
attacking gauntlet thrown down by Klinsmann. They have the best strike
partnership in the Cup with Lucas Podolski, the two-goal hero against
the Swedes, and Miroslav Klose, the tournament's top scorer,
dovetailing beautifully. Behind them Bastian Schweinsteiger continues
to impress with his youthful brio. The main man though is Michael
Ballack whose presence in, and stamp on the tournament is growing by
the day. Against Sweden he was everywhere, marshalling his troops with
aplomb. Always available to receive a pass, he probed with intelligence
and found himself in space on the edge of the box on endless occasions.
If it wasn't for a world class performance by Swedish keeper Andreas
Isaksson, Ballack could have scored a hattrick with his powerful,
accurate shooting.

Villain of the Day
Both of today's referees come into focus for their villainy, without
quite reaching the standards required to win the award. In the
Germany-Sweden match the Brazilian referee Carlos Simon acquiesced to
the demands of the card-waving German players, and awarded Teddy Lucic
a second yellow card in the 35th minute for the act of breathing on
Miroslav Klose on the halfway touchline. In the Argentina-Mexico
exhibition of latin flair, Swiss ref Massimo Busacca watched as Gabriel
Heinze allowed a pass from his keeper to run over his foot before
chopping down Francisco Fonseca who had capitalised on the Argentine's
mistake. Fonseca was clear on goal and it should have been a straight
red but Busacca bottled it.

Cue fanfare. I open the golden envelope and reveal that the laurels of
infamy go to Swedish manager Lars Lagerback. Sweden are 2-0 down to
Germany in Munich and down to ten men, when Henrik Larsson is clumsily
fouled in the penalty area by Christoph Metzelder. Larsson is left
counting the blades of grass as the Germans indulge in the usual
time-wasting tactics to delay the penalty, only to be joined in their
tedious charade by Lagerback. Inexplicably the Swedish manager decides
now is a great time to make a tactical substitution and replaces
Mattias Jonson with Christian Wilhelmsson. The further delayed penalty
is inevitably missed as Larsson balloons it over the bar. What was
Lagerback thinking? Could it be he thought "This will be saved but
Wilhelmsson is the best player in the world at scoring from penalty
rebounds so I must bring him on"? Answers on a postcard to Lars
Lagerback, c/o Swedish FA, R?sunda Stadium, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden.

steve d

 
 
 

WC2006 Round 2 Day #1 Awards

Post by Victoria Barret » Tue, 27 Jun 2006 23:04:38



Quote:
>Golazo of the Day
>If any match deserved a deciding "golazo of golazos", it was the
>sublime match up between Argentina and Mexico. This was a game fitting
>of any World Cup Final; always absorbing, teasingly tactical, sizzingly
>sensational at times, and oscillating throughout the 120 minutes.
>Mexico will feel unlucky to have gone out at this stage as they should
>have been playing against ten men for the entire second half. There
>were some outstanding individual performances from Los Tricolores, and
>kudos must go to Ricardo Osorio who was a dynamic presence at the back,
>and the peerless Rafael Marquez, who has been the player of the
>tournament. The Mexicans pressed the Argentinians all over the pitch,
>not allowing their opponents the time to get their passing game
>functioning to full effect. As the Mexicans tired as a result of these
>exertions, Argentina got stronger with their world class substitutes
>Lionel Messi and Carlos Tevez to the fore.

One of the best matches so far.

Maybe the best match, for ALL the right reasons.

Quote:
>In the 9th minute of extra time Messi twinkles up the right wing into
>the Mexico half, drifts inside and hits a left-footed pass to Riquelme
>who stands centrally on the edge of the centre circle. Riquelme returns
>the ball to Messi who is now 5 metres forward and to the right of his
>team mate. Messi, shining like a 100 watt light bulb on a hot sultry
>summer's night,

Heh. Yeah. He OOZED.

Not for nothing is his nickname, El Troglodita.

Quote:
> draws three Mexican midfield moths towards him and
>spreads the ball to his captain Sorin on the left wing. Sorin controls
>the ball and hits a 40 metre diagonal pass to the right apex of the
>Mexico penalty area where Maxi Rodriguez is marked by Pineda. Maxi
>controls the ball high on his chest taking it away from his marker and
>a couple of metres further from goal. Every molecule in the Maxi's body
>combines in sequence as the ball drops, and he hits a powerful, arcing
>dipping 30 metre volley on the turn into the opposite left top corner
>of the net. Golazo and the Argentine laundry gets another airing in the
>stands.

A marvellous description. I can even feel the flapping underpants
against my head as I pass underneath them.

Quote:
>Hero of the Day
>The German team continue to gather ominous momentum as they grasp the
>attacking gauntlet thrown down by Klinsmann. They have the best strike
>partnership in the Cup with Lucas Podolski, the two-goal hero against
>the Swedes, and Miroslav Klose, the tournament's top scorer,
>dovetailing beautifully. Behind them Bastian Schweinsteiger continues
>to impress with his youthful brio. The main man though is Michael
>Ballack whose presence in, and stamp on the tournament is growing by
>the day.

He did better, but so far this Cup has not been one to remember for
the Number 10s. Maybe tactically, their importance is dimmed as
midfields get saturated.

Quote:
> Against Sweden he was everywhere, marshalling his troops with
>aplomb. Always available to receive a pass, he probed with intelligence
>and found himself in space on the edge of the box on endless occasions.
>If it wasn't for a world class performance by Swedish keeper Andreas
>Isaksson, Ballack could have scored a hattrick with his powerful,
>accurate shooting.

Oh, this reminds me that Isaksson's save reminded me of Van der Sar's
reflex save on Kuyt.

Magnificent both (sadly, VdS didn't get half the mention he should've,
in that testy match. And I hate him).

Quote:
>Villain of the Day
>Both of today's referees come into focus for their villainy, without
>quite reaching the standards required to win the award. In the
>Germany-Sweden match the Brazilian referee Carlos Simon acquiesced to
>the demands of the card-waving German players, and awarded Teddy Lucic
>a second yellow card in the 35th minute for the act of breathing on
>Miroslav Klose on the halfway touchline. In the Argentina-Mexico
>exhibition of latin flair, Swiss ref Massimo Busacca watched as Gabriel
>Heinze allowed a pass from his keeper to run over his foot before
>chopping down Francisco Fonseca who had capitalised on the Argentine's
>mistake. Fonseca was clear on goal and it should have been a straight
>red but Busacca bottled it.

He was that kind of ref all tournament long...

Quote:
>Cue fanfare. I open the golden envelope

And the winner is!! OMG, he's going to make a political speech. No,
wait! It's all right. He won't, whew.

Quote:
> and reveal that the laurels of
>infamy go to Swedish manager Lars Lagerback. Sweden are 2-0 down to
>Germany in Munich and down to ten men, when Henrik Larsson is clumsily
>fouled in the penalty area by Christoph Metzelder. Larsson is left
>counting the blades of grass as the Germans indulge in the usual
>time-wasting tactics to delay the penalty, only to be joined in their
>tedious charade by Lagerback. Inexplicably the Swedish manager decides
>now is a great time to make a tactical substitution and replaces
>Mattias Jonson with Christian Wilhelmsson. The further delayed penalty
>is inevitably missed as Larsson balloons it over the bar. What was
>Lagerback thinking? Could it be he thought "This will be saved but
>Wilhelmsson is the best player in the world at scoring from penalty
>rebounds so I must bring him on"? Answers on a postcard to Lars
>Lagerback, c/o Swedish FA, R?sunda Stadium, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden.

Deer Lars,

You suck.

Signed, your faithful ex-fandom from RSS.

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http://futuremd.blogspot.com/

 
 
 

WC2006 Round 2 Day #1 Awards

Post by Roman Fig » Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:45:53

Quote:

> Deer Lars,

That's Elk Lars, shirley?

Quote:
> You suck.

> Signed, your faithful ex-fandom from RSS.

Come on, now. I mean, really.

If a player has the cojones to step forward for a penalty kick, he has
the nerves to wait for another thirty seconds (not as hard as going into
a PK shoot-out, ffs) while a simple substitution is being made by his
own coach, or he is in the wrong business.
Larsson botched it, plain and simple. Happens to the best of them, I
hear [*].
How all this is Lagerbaeck's fault is beyond me. Seems to be quite a
concern on rss, but I haven't heard it even mentioned anywhere else. So
stop whin^Wwhatever it is you're doing here.

Cheers
Roman

[*] By sheer coincidence I'm just watching "The Final Kick", a film
depicting the '94 WC final, and how it is being watched in 40 different
countries. Highly recommended, absolutely mesmerizing and a wonderful
document of how football does something to the soul of people that no
ridiculous "World Series" thingie could ever dream to achieve. The film
starts with a very lonely young man in a blue shirt at the PK spot in
Rose Bowl...

 
 
 

WC2006 Round 2 Day #1 Awards

Post by steve » Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:05:12

Quote:

> If a player has the cojones to step forward for a penalty kick, he has
> the nerves to wait for another thirty seconds (not as hard as going into
> a PK shoot-out, ffs) while a simple substitution is being made by his
> own coach, or he is in the wrong business.
> Larsson botched it, plain and simple. Happens to the best of them, I
> hear [*].
> How all this is Lagerbaeck's fault is beyond me. Seems to be quite a
> concern on rss, but I haven't heard it even mentioned anywhere else. So
> stop whin^Wwhatever it is you're doing here.

> Cheers
> Roman

No one said it was all Lagerback's fault, it remains however a
monumentally stupid thing to do at that moment of the match.

steve d