A message to Alex Ferguson who seems to be showing an unhealthy
interest in Wimbledon's home-grown star Chris Perry:
- Take Dean Holdsworth instead! He would look a lot better in the team
photo and on all those merchandised duvet-covers. Also, Holdsworth would
follow in the footsteps of Keith Curle and Warren Barton by 'doing the
business' (ie doing *** all) at a rival premiership club.
Dons for Europe