If this isn't the best football chant ever written, I'll get me coat.
To the tune of Yellow Submarine...
In the land, where I was born, Lives a man, with a monkey's heed, And he
went to Sunderland, And his name, is Peter Reid. [altogether now] Peter
Reid's got a f***in' monkey's heed, A f***in' monkey's heed, A f***in'
monkey's heed, Peter Reid's got a f***in' monkey's heed, A f***in' monkey's
heed, A f***in' monkey's heed.
Of course if you know better then post it here, or for ever hold your peas.