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by **Bonzer Hog** » Fri, 27 Aug 1993 02:12:11

Quote:

>Can you settle an argument I've been having with a friend - I reckon
>that Pele played for 2 seasons for Accrington Stanley as their goalkeeper.
>My friend tells me that this is ***and I'm a loon.

>So, can you tell me who is right ?

>Thanks,

>Darren.

Darren, you square-arsed knobber, do you *really* believe
that ? If you do you must be on another planet.

Go and drink 10 tinnies, shag a sheep and*** Dame Edna's
backside, you heap of joey chunder.

Bonzer.

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by **TomDL** » Fri, 27 Aug 1993 04:40:14

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>+ Bonzer Hogan + +61 63 162 1717 (phone) +
>+ Box 142, Longreach, Qld. Aus. + +61 63 162 1751 (fax) +
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What say we all call up Bonzer, collect, and tell him that
except for the second newsgroup cross-posted. people in the
following groups have no ineterest in reading about his
comments of when and where pele' played ...

Newsgroups:
alt.evil,
rec.sport.soccer,
alt.sex.***,
soc.culture.nepal,
rec.music.funky,
misc.forsale,
comp.sources.wanted

Call in the late afternoon,North American time. That way it'll be the
middle of the night in Oz.

Tom D Lux

by **The Mocha Ta** » Fri, 27 Aug 1993 05:02:22

I think I'll just set the followup to rec.sport.soccer...

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by **Karel Stokkerma** » Fri, 27 Aug 1993 05:31:57

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>I think I'll just set the followup to rec.sport.soccer...

Surely talk.bizarre is more appropriate?

Karel
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-- Karel Stokkermans, RISC-Linz, Schloss Hagenberg, Austria, Europa

"O hoe vergeefs / des doelmans hand / zich strekte naar de bal [ 21-6-88, ]
die 'een minuut / voor tijd de Duitse / doellijn kruiste..." [ J. Deelder ]

by **csua..** » Fri, 27 Aug 1993 05:37:57

Quote:

>Darren, you square-arsed knobber, do you *really* believe
>that ? If you do you must be on another planet.

>Go and drink 10 tinnies, shag a sheep and*** Dame Edna's
>backside, you heap of joey chunder.

>Bonzer.

Such wonderful command of language. God, I love it.

Carlos
(Still learning to talk good.)

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Pele played for Accrington Stanley ?

Pele played for Accrington Stanley ?

Pele played for Accrington Stanley ?

Pele played for Accrington Stanley ?

Pele played for Accrington Stanley ?

Pele played for Accrington Stanley ?