Remembering the taunts of Man Utd fans in whatever year it was that
Liverpool last blew the title race of
'We won the title on Merseyside' - was there any equally joyous chanting
from the Anfield faithful along the lines of 'You blew the title on
Merseyside' this time around.
Anyway, I bet Sky are kicking themselves that there isn't a Man
Utd-Arsenal match left for them to reschedule at the end of the season
as another 'winner takes all' extravaganza.
[On rereading this e-mail the rest reads like a caffeine induced rant]
Arse P 36 Pts 75 GD +42 Goals 58
Manure P 35 Pts 72 GD +41 Goals 77
Eurotrash P 36 Pts 71 GD +26 Goals 75
Sets up a good finish though. Manure have that extra game in hand
against Moneybags FC. With regards to those teams lingering around the
wrong end of the table, a Manure win would guarantee the safety of
Wednesday, Coventry and the Spice Boys City 2nd XI, leaving Moneybags,
the 'Aints and 'the team that forgot where its ground was' to battle for
the two remaining seats with Fatkinson's army to Nationwide central.