After a almost two year journey, Holland hitman Dennis Bergkamp today
arrived in Japan only to discover that his team had been eliminated
six months ago. Bergkamp had followed the route of famous explorer
Japan De Gama who first discovered the islands in 1322. Using boat,
train, mule, bicycle, space hopper and pedalo Bergkamp's tortuous 712
day journey finally ended when he swam from China to Japan last week.
As he clawed himself up the beach an exhausted Bergkamp was met by
Dutch FA officials who told him that if he hurried back he might be in
time for the 2004 European Championships.
JPV (origin: was an anonymous poster in NSV)
My friends say i should act my age...
What's my age again?