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Hello, first let me tell you a lil's somethign about myself. My
*** are swollen, I mean these bad boys are really swollen badly
to about 2 or 3 times they're usual size, maybe it's a odd allergy to
antibiotics nurse Victria pumped into me or whatever but when I sit
down it feels like I have 2 mellons in my shorts betwen my legs and if
I move them forward I can't close my legs and I walk around like a
bow-legged cowboy or something, I'm serious dude I can't sit down
unless I get a Donnut pillow or something.
Could you arrange for some nice looking nurses to massage my swollen
Oh BTW I'm ready to apply to be a moderator, where do I sign up?
It's good to share with others, isn't it?