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Post by Lenn » Fri, 17 Sep 1999 04:00:00


In an important announcement today...it has been announced that Garth's Wife
has been appointed as Argentinean Coach....She might have been quoted as
saying.."I know what I like and I know what I don't like........and I don't
like the way these Argies have been playing..." she might have gone on,
stating.."..This crap(the argie anthem) wont do...I'm having something
else..."

Argie Player, Mendozer X. Mendez, is quoted as saying something which I
couldn't understand. But he was definatly smiling

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Post by Bryan M.Case » Fri, 17 Sep 1999 04:00:00

Quote:

> <snip some Argie Bargy>

> FLASH END

The coach [Mendez] that quit is a psychiatrist.  The lunatics are now
running the Argentinian asylum.  What kind of an opener can we expect at
RWC99.

 
 
 

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Post by Mark Dutto » Sat, 18 Sep 1999 04:00:00

I don't care how ugly or large that netball team is, the Silver Ferns '99
World Champions would wipe the floor with them.

 
 
 

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Post by Gart » Sat, 18 Sep 1999 04:00:00



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>I don't care how ugly or large that netball team is, the Silver Ferns '99
>World Champions would wipe the floor with them.

Not after being invited to the traditional South African pre-final
dinner of salmonela and chips ;-)

NEWSFLASH !!!!

It was reported today, that the South African rugby team has, in the
spirit of " The world in Union "  sent out dinner invitations to all
the members of the Scotish, Spanish and Uruguaian teams.

Nick Mallet, manager of the friendly Boks, is quoted as saying " We
have spared no expense in preparing a banquet of the finest delicacies
from the South African heartland. We extended an invitation to the All
Black and Wallaby teams as well, but they declined our kind offer ".

When asked if they expected much resistance from the teams in their
pool Mallet replied " We expect their body positions to be much lower
than in previous encounters ".

In a totally unrelated report the famous South African netball team,
fresh from their triumph over the vaunted Silver Ferns were seen
chatting up members of the New Zealand and Australian teams in the
various pubs around Cardiff. The captain of the team, a huge woman
with the unlikely name of Garths Wife, was overheard saying " Remember
girls, you have to make sure that the gags are tight and the knots
must hold until the 6th of November ".

Taine Randell was heard to shout " Hey blokes, anyone seen Jeff and
Christian.....? "

Garth :-)

 
 
 

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Post by Mark Dutto » Sun, 19 Sep 1999 04:00:00

So true, So true. You'll be able to spot the referees in the Springboks'
group. They're the ones with the gold Rolex on their hand.