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>I don't care how ugly or large that netball team is, the Silver Ferns '99
>World Champions would wipe the floor with them.
Not after being invited to the traditional South African pre-final
dinner of salmonela and chips ;-)
NEWSFLASH !!!!
It was reported today, that the South African rugby team has, in the
spirit of " The world in Union " sent out dinner invitations to all
the members of the Scotish, Spanish and Uruguaian teams.
Nick Mallet, manager of the friendly Boks, is quoted as saying " We
have spared no expense in preparing a banquet of the finest delicacies
from the South African heartland. We extended an invitation to the All
Black and Wallaby teams as well, but they declined our kind offer ".
When asked if they expected much resistance from the teams in their
pool Mallet replied " We expect their body positions to be much lower
than in previous encounters ".
In a totally unrelated report the famous South African netball team,
fresh from their triumph over the vaunted Silver Ferns were seen
chatting up members of the New Zealand and Australian teams in the
various pubs around Cardiff. The captain of the team, a huge woman
with the unlikely name of Garths Wife, was overheard saying " Remember
girls, you have to make sure that the gags are tight and the knots
must hold until the 6th of November ".
Taine Randell was heard to shout " Hey blokes, anyone seen Jeff and
Christian.....? "
Garth :-)