Scott Quinnell (Welsh Tubby No.8) has left for home yet again on the eve of a
tour of South Africa.
The Official reason this time was 'a Calf Injury'.
The Calf is believed to have been injured in an unfortunate incident with
Quinnell when he realised he had eaten all of the pies and cakes and was
looking for a snack before what he laughingly calls 'training'.
The Calf escaped, just, but the underfed Quinnell was ordered home because
tour food funds had ran out and everyone was sick of the fat bastard anyway.
This is a new dawn for Welsh Transport Caffs.