Footballers' Knives

Footballers' Knives

Post by NewstalkZB's Kerre ohoWma » Sun, 07 Apr 2013 09:46:42


> > > > If this programme is about rugby players why doesn't it say that in the title? ?Or do they think that people won't notice that a programme entitled footballers knives is actually about rugby players knives. The Earl understands football is much more popular than rugby, but really this is all a bit silly.

> > > I am surprised the "Earl" has managed to master breathing, with such limited understanding as he persists in demonstrating.

> > > Football is indeed much more popular than rugby here in Perth, and more popular than league and soccer as well.

> > Kia ora, my fringe-dwelling friend! How is your wife?

> Very well thank you Mowithey. How's your rent boy?

He's not my "rent boy" any more, Rick---he's made me an honest woman
at last....

Footballers' Knives

Post by Dechuck » Mon, 08 Apr 2013 10:12:48


>> >> > Well that would be having you doing something instead of being a
>> >> > fat,

>> >> > lonely invalid pensioner  whiling away the long, lonely hours in
>> >> > your

>> >> > bedroom at your mother's house.

>> >> better

>> > Haven't I warned you before about trying to do humour Chucky?

>> I thought you being the straight man feeding us a line like that

> And what did you do with it? Beat it to death with a bent stick. Hence my
> warning.

Didn't your wife tell you we don't have bent sticks in Australia we have


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Post by John » Tue, 09 Apr 2013 07:22:19



> I see you're on the drink again, JohnO.

Mowithey, as someone who posts from a dozen or so sock puppets, it would not surprise me one bit if you helped yourself through your mental illnesses with *** and other ***.


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Post by caspar milquetoas » Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:07:47


> Didn't your wife tell you we don't have bent sticks in Australia we have

> boomerangs

Chucky! That one was actually funny! Well done!