Footballers' Knives

Footballers' Knives

Post by Morrissey Bree » Sat, 30 Mar 2013 05:32:05


A new fly-on-the-wall documentary show has been announced, to feature
the daily life and tribulations of the legendary Wellington Hurricanes
(and All Black) star Jerry Collins.

The working title is FOOTBALLERS' KNIVES.

 
 
 

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Post by Dechuck » Sat, 30 Mar 2013 12:49:37


Quote:
>A new fly-on-the-wall documentary show has been announced, to feature
> the daily life and tribulations of the legendary Wellington Hurricanes
> (and All Black) star Jerry Collins.

> The working title is FOOTBALLERS' KNIVES.

cutting post

 
 
 

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Post by earldullth.. » Sun, 31 Mar 2013 20:58:19

Quote:

> A new fly-on-the-wall documentary show has been announced, to feature

> the daily life and tribulations of the legendary Wellington Hurricanes

> (and All Black) star Jerry Collins.

> The working title is FOOTBALLERS' KNIVES.

An All Black and a footballer too. He must be one talented bunny.

 
 
 

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Post by empedocles economopoli » Wed, 03 Apr 2013 12:36:27


Quote:

> > A new fly-on-the-wall documentary show has been announced, to feature

> > the daily life and tribulations of the legendary Wellington Hurricanes

> > (and All Black) star Jerry Collins.

> > The working title is FOOTBALLERS' KNIVES.

> An All Black and a footballer too. He must be one talented bunny.

????

Somebody's on ***.

 
 
 

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Post by Mo » Thu, 04 Apr 2013 02:46:53


Quote:


> > A new fly-on-the-wall documentary show has been announced, to feature

> > the daily life and tribulations of the legendary Wellington Hurricanes

> > (and All Black) star Jerry Collins.

> > The working title is FOOTBALLERS' KNIVES.

> An All Black and a footballer too.

[gently and caringly] Y-y-y-yeah. That's what All Blacks do. They play
football.

Quote:

> He must be one talented bunny.

Yes he is, Earl.

[Breen advances toward the unfortunate fellow, holding a hypodermic
full of horse tranquilizer...]

 
 
 

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Post by John » Thu, 04 Apr 2013 10:33:34

Quote:




> > > A new fly-on-the-wall documentary show has been announced, to feature

> > > the daily life and tribulations of the legendary Wellington Hurricanes

> > > (and All Black) star Jerry Collins.

> > > The working title is FOOTBALLERS' KNIVES.

> > An All Black and a footballer too.

> [gently and caringly] Y-y-y-yeah. That's what All Blacks do. They play

> football.

> > He must be one talented bunny.

> Yes he is, Earl.

> [Breen advances toward the unfortunate fellow, holding a hypodermic

> full of horse tranquilizer...]

It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.
 
 
 

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Post by caspar milquetoas » Thu, 04 Apr 2013 14:18:37

Quote:


> It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the long, lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?
 
 
 

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Post by Mo » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 06:02:40


Quote:


> > It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

> What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the long, lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

What? Has your wife finally thrown you out, Rick?
 
 
 

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Post by Dechuck » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 06:25:50


Quote:


>> It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock
>> puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

> What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the long,
> lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

what do you do?
 
 
 

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Post by Kiki » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 07:49:28


Quote:


> > It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

> What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the long, lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

What? Your wife kick you out big boy? You want I come and stay with
you.

Know what i mean?

 
 
 

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Post by caspar milquetoas » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 09:59:37

Quote:




> > > It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

> > What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the long, lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

> What? Your wife kick you out big boy? You want I come and stay with

> you.

> Know what i mean?

Kiki? Kiki? *** a duck Mowithey, you're getting sadder and sadder by the minute. Impossible though that might sound.
 
 
 

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Post by caspar milquetoas » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 10:00:22

Quote:





> >> It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock

> >> puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

> > What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the long,

> > lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

> what do you do?

Have him shot would be my pick.
 
 
 

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Post by Dechuck » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:03:31


Quote:





>> >> It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock

>> >> puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

>> > What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the
>> > long,

>> > lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

>> what do you do?

> Have him shot would be my pick.

Well that would having you doing something instead of being is a fat, lonely
invalid pensioner  whiling away the long, lonely hours in your bedroom at
your mother's house.
 
 
 

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Post by Dechuck » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 11:54:45


Quote:








>>> >> It is sad, no, tragic, to see Bween having to back himself with sock

>>> >> puppets. Poor fellow doesn't have a (real) friend in the world.

>>> > What else is a fat, lonely invalid pensioner to do to while away the
>>> > long,

>>> > lonely hours in his bedroom at his mother's house?

>>> what do you do?

>> Have him shot would be my pick.

> Well that would be having you doing something instead of being a fat,
> lonely invalid pensioner  whiling away the long, lonely hours in your
> bedroom at your mother's house.

better

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Post by caspar milquetoas » Fri, 05 Apr 2013 13:58:17

Quote:


> > Well that would be having you doing something instead of being a fat,

> > lonely invalid pensioner  whiling away the long, lonely hours in your

> > bedroom at your mother's house.

> better

Haven't I warned you before about trying to do humour Chucky?

Stick to what you're good at (and as soon as you find out what that is, let us all know).