The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Gart » Thu, 11 Jul 2002 19:40:42


Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
backline?

These guys are ferking monsters man.

Stop feeding them for Gods sake.

With Tana and Jonah out of the AB lineup I fear for the little fellers
from across the strait.

The question is will Latham, Burke and the piggy-eyed bloke even
notice Howlett, Mehrtens, Reihana et al*** desperately from their
boot-laces?

At least the SA boys Joubert and Barry punch above their weight.

Nowadays, the relative weights of the forward packs take a distant
second place to scrummaging technique, but if you have a horde of big
***s in the backline and they can move at the pace of Latham or
Burke, this must surely make a greater difference to the bottom line.

Garth

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Nozz » Thu, 11 Jul 2002 23:35:07


Quote:
> Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
> backline?

> These guys are ferking monsters man.

> Stop feeding them for Gods sake.

> With Tana and Jonah out of the AB lineup I fear for the little fellers
> from across the strait.

You think Robinson is small?

Quote:
> The question is will Latham, Burke and the piggy-eyed bloke even
> notice Howlett, Mehrtens, Reihana et al*** desperately from their
> boot-laces?

Reihana?  Have you even seen the lineup?

The Wallabies have the biggest string-bean of a rugby player in Larkham.

Quote:
> At least the SA boys Joubert and Barry punch above their weight.

> Nowadays, the relative weights of the forward packs take a distant
> second place to scrummaging technique, but if you have a horde of big
> ***s in the backline and they can move at the pace of Latham or
> Burke, this must surely make a greater difference to the bottom line.

> Garth


 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by rick bo » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 00:10:07

Quote:

>Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
>backline?

>These guys are ferking monsters man.

Hey can I have some of what you're smoking?

-- rick boyd

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by phatca » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 09:38:32


Quote:



>> Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
>> backline?

>> These guys are ferking monsters man.

>> Stop feeding them for Gods sake.

>> With Tana and Jonah out of the AB lineup I fear for the little fellers
>> from across the strait.

> You think Robinson is small?

>> The question is will Latham, Burke and the piggy-eyed bloke even
>> notice Howlett, Mehrtens, Reihana et al*** desperately from their
>> boot-laces?

> Reihana?  Have you even seen the lineup?
> Furthermore Howlett is a deceptively strong defender. Learnt eh team

and know the players, not just their names before you comment.

- Show quoted text -

Quote:
> The Wallabies have the biggest string-bean of a rugby player in
Larkham.

>> At least the SA boys Joubert and Barry punch above their weight.

>> Nowadays, the relative weights of the forward packs take a distant
>> second place to scrummaging technique, but if you have a horde of big
>> ***s in the backline and they can move at the pace of Latham or
>> Burke, this must surely make a greater difference to the bottom line.

>> Garth

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by ROCK » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 09:50:46


Quote:

> >Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
> >backline?

> >These guys are ferking monsters man.

> Hey can I have some of what you're smoking?

> -- rick boyd

I think they average around 5Kg heavier , but so what ....
There size isnt what worries me ... its the skills & speed they have to go
with it ...
Aussie backline is pretty good ...
 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Gart » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 17:18:14


Quote:
>Hey can I have some of what you're smoking?

No.

Grow your own you scrounging Kiwi sod.

Garth (I think)

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Uncle Bull » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 17:29:55


Quote:
> Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
> backline?

> These guys are ferking monsters man.

Yeah Larkham, Rogers, Tune all monsters. Big means nothing when you play a
team that knows how to tackle.
NZ learnt from Australia in that regard.
 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Mr Sceb » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 18:18:58


Quote:
> Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
> backline?

> These guys are ferking monsters man.

Funnily enough they remind me of the AB's in 98. That was the year that Hart
decided that aerobic fitness would be replaced by bulk, and he sent them off
to the gym to pump iron <i always had my suspicions about that guy>.

It isn't coincidental that the Wannabie effort has fallen away in the last
quarter of each match they've played this season. Remember where you heard
it first! They will lose because they are a bunch of "puffer-chests".

--
Mr Scebe
Losers always whine about their 'best'.
Winners go home and *** the prom queen".
~Sean Connery in "The Rock"

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Peter Ashfor » Fri, 12 Jul 2002 19:02:16


Quote:



> > Jaaayzus! Has anyone noticed the sheer ***y hugeness of the Aussie
> > backline?

> > These guys are ferking monsters man.

> Funnily enough they remind me of the AB's in 98. That was the year that
Hart
> decided that aerobic fitness would be replaced by bulk, and he sent them
off
> to the gym to pump iron <i always had my suspicions about that guy>.

> It isn't coincidental that the Wannabie effort has fallen away in the last
> quarter of each match they've played this season. Remember where you heard
> it first! They will lose because they are a bunch of "puffer-chests".

Geez - I had to check the message header - I was sure that was Bobs talking
for a minute ;-)

Peter.

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Justin Mansfiel » Sat, 13 Jul 2002 15:53:24


Quote:
> Yeah Larkham, Rogers, Tune all monsters. Big means nothing when you play a
> team that knows how to tackle.
> NZ learnt from Australia in that regard.

Canterbury's defence has been renowned for years, from 96 onwards, before
the Wallabies got some league trout in.

Justin

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by James K Barringto » Sun, 14 Jul 2002 12:12:30

I saw larkham and rodgers at the movies last nite and i thought that
larkham was pretty big but rodgers was a weed there was hardly anything
to him im sure even merts could handle him!!!
Quote:



> > Yeah Larkham, Rogers, Tune all monsters. Big means nothing when you play a
> > team that knows how to tackle.
> > NZ learnt from Australia in that regard.

> Canterbury's defence has been renowned for years, from 96 onwards, before
> the Wallabies got some league trout in.

> Justin

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Justin Mansfiel » Sun, 14 Jul 2002 13:49:03



Quote:
> I saw larkham and rodgers at the movies last nite and i thought that
> larkham was pretty big but rodgers was a weed there was hardly anything
> to him im sure even merts could handle him!!!

Was it Men In Black II?

Justin

 
 
 

The SIZE of them bastard Aussies!

Post by Bobs » Sun, 14 Jul 2002 14:38:19

Quote:



> > Yeah Larkham, Rogers, Tune all monsters. Big means nothing when you play a
> > team that knows how to tackle.
> > NZ learnt from Australia in that regard.

> Canterbury's defence has been renowned for years, from 96 onwards,

Considering the Crusaders came dead last in 1996 I doubt their defence was very
good, Justin.

Quote:
> before
> the Wallabies got some league trout in.

> Justin

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quotes.

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"Any ***ing idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein.
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"Scattered ***ing showers my ass." Noah.
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