>Date: 2/26/2004 10:29 AM Central Standard Time
>> NY POST...PAGE 6
>> PREGNANT supermodel Heidi Klum's ex-boyfriend Flavio Briatore will demand
>> paternity test to determine whether he is the father of Klum's unborn
>> sources tell PAGE SIX.
>> Briatore, an Italian race car tycoon, recently made his bombshell
>> over dinner with Naomi Campbell, another supermodel he used to romance.
>> Our source tells us that while dining at George in London last weekend,
>> Briatore told Campbell that he is not convinced that he is the father of
>> child - and will insist on a paternity test.
>> Spokeswomen for Klum and Briatore declined comment. Campbell's rep told
>> "Naomi and Flavio have always maintained a close relationship and she
>> prefer to keep their conversations private - therefore, she will not
>> comment on his personal life."
>> Briatore, 53, and Klum, 30, announced they were having a baby last
>> the time, Briatore gushed, "Heidi is the one, I know that. She is
>> am happier than I have ever been." But since the couple broke up in late
>> January, things have taken an ugly turn.
>> After Briatore reportedly cheated on Klum with 19-year-old German model
>> Hilger, Klum's enraged Aunt Erna was quoted in the London Sunday Mirror
>> branding Briatore a "wrinkly, worthless old has-been." Erna also declared:
>> "Heidi's heart has been broken by this worthless man. She is absolutely
>> devastated. Briatore behaved like a bastard."
>> Klum herself has not made any public comments about the bitter bust-up,
>> of the catwalk queen's close friends was more than happy to blast
>> "He's obviously bitter about the breakup," Klum's comrade told us. "The
>> of these doubts is pretty suspect considering how he was going on about
>> happy he was to be a father just a few weeks ago.
>> "Maybe Flavio and Naomi will get back together, finally. Between her
>> for being venomous and now his ungentlemanly behavior, it sounds like a
>> Briatore had a stormy relationship with Campbell for a few years before he
>> Klum, who last year split from her husband of five years, hair stylist Ric
>OMG!!! DON'T tell Kansan, PLEASE....
Yes, it is true. Signore Briatore doubts, but I have no doubts!
Think logically, dear readers: Suppose you were the World's most
celebrated supermodel, you had almost perfect genes, and marriage proposals by
Who would you pick to father your baby? You are an Empress, a Kaiserin;
therefore, your perfect match is an Emperor, a Kaiser, a Czar. (The German and
Russian words for "Emperor", "Kaiser" and "Czar", are derived from the family
name of Julius Caesar, the first Emperor of the Roman Empire.)
You would seek out someone who is intelligent, good-looking, humorous,
and young. You would not choose the old Mr. Briatore, who is 53, you would go
for a handsome young man, full of potential, just like me (I am only 51).
You would also look for someone who is very dependable (always on time
for his psychiatric appointments) and certifiably sane: Dr. Sue gave me a
clean bill of mental health just last week.
You would want a good husband: I have been happily married to one and
only one woman, my dearest Dina, for 26 years now. Signore Briatore, on the
other hand, is a divorce'.
Therefore, there is no doubt.
Make no mistake about it!
We, Dr. Nicholas A. Kaffes, a.k.a. Kansan1225, a.k.a. Czar Nicholas III
fathered Kaiserin Heidi's baby.