How to kill people who kill cats...

How to kill people who kill cats...

Post by Rachael Ne » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00


Any ***ing way you want.

Rachael

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How to kill people who kill cats...

Post by James Robso » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Feed them aspirin.

Whoops, wrong post, this should have been the cats one. ;-)

Sorry Rachel, I don't mean it, personally I like cats its just that I am
allergic to them.

Jamie


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>Any ***ing way you want.

>Rachael

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How to kill people who kill cats...

Post by Rachael Ne » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00


Quote:
>Feed them aspirin.

>Whoops, wrong post, this should have been the cats one. ;-)

>Sorry Rachel, I don't mean it, personally I like cats its just that I am
>allergic to them.

<Looks disapproving>

That's no excuse. I'm allergic to rats and come up in a rash everytime one
touches my skin, or sneeze everytime I come within a few feet of one. But I
have eleven of the little sodlings as my dearest family.

But I'll let you off as I know you're a nice person really.....;-)

Rachael

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Post by Paul » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00



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>>Feed them aspirin.

>>Whoops, wrong post, this should have been the cats one. ;-)

>>Sorry Rachel, I don't mean it, personally I like cats its just that I am
>>allergic to them.

><Looks disapproving>

>That's no excuse. I'm allergic to rats and come up in a rash everytime one
>touches my skin, or sneeze everytime I come within a few feet of one. But I
>have eleven of the little sodlings as my dearest family.

>But I'll let you off as I know you're a nice person really.....;-)

Mate of mine has a Fireblade with the slogan "Lost your cat? Try looking
under my back tyre" on it. ***y funny, I thought[1]

Not that I'd recommend killing anything unecessarily.

[1] I have a warped sense of humour.
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Post by James Robso » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Hah! Fooled her again! (anyone know of a smiley that would put across the
concept of an evil cackling type of laugh along the lines of evil genius of
professor?)

Jamie


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>>Feed them aspirin.

>>Whoops, wrong post, this should have been the cats one. ;-)

>>Sorry Rachel, I don't mean it, personally I like cats its just that I am
>>allergic to them.

><Looks disapproving>

>That's no excuse. I'm allergic to rats and come up in a rash everytime one
>touches my skin, or sneeze everytime I come within a few feet of one. But I
>have eleven of the little sodlings as my dearest family.

>But I'll let you off as I know you're a nice person really.....;-)

>Rachael

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Post by Bumble Bee Boy » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00



following...

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>Any ***ing way you want.

>Rachael

So how many cats do you have?

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Post by -lar » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

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> That's no excuse. I'm allergic to rats and come up in a rash everytime one
> touches my skin, or sneeze everytime I come within a few feet of one. But I
> have eleven of the little sodlings as my dearest family.

Whoa. A true martyr. I raise my hat (beret, black) to your
steadfastness. We had a sooty dwarf lop (a kind of rabbit) for 2 years
although my wife was allergic. The little idiot went and bought it while
travelling with our (now) 6-year old daughter in Eastern Finland, never
asking me for permission. As things turned out, it was me that was the
most grieved when we finally had to give her away. It did get a nice new
home though - I wouldn't have approved with any else solution.

Beats me why folks just can't help taking pets even when they KNOW
they're allergic to them.

Sniff.

Oh christ. We REALLY need another race and SOON.

-lark-

P.S. I don't hate cats. I just like any other critter even more :)

 
 
 

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Post by Bob Hellan » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00


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>Any ***ing way you want.

Ouch!  That's not very nice.

;-)

Bob

(BTW:  I've got two cats myself.  Ya gotta love em.)

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Post by Alan E. Jone » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 at 18:21:19
Joona Vainio (-lark-) said;

Quote:
>Whoa. A true martyr. I raise my hat (beret, black) to your
>steadfastness. We had a sooty dwarf lop (a kind of rabbit) for 2 years
>although my wife was allergic. The little idiot went and bought it while
>travelling with our (now) 6-year old daughter in Eastern Finland, never
>asking me for permission. As things turned out, it was me that was the
>most grieved when we finally had to give her away. It did get a nice new
>home though - I wouldn't have approved with any else solution.

Quite right, keep the bunny, give the sprog away.

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>Beats me why folks just can't help taking pets even when they KNOW
>they're allergic to them.

The more you take, the more immune you get?
Quote:

>Sniff.

>Oh christ. We REALLY need another race and SOON.

Yeah, this human one is waaaayyyy outta control.

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Post by Mark J. Fruscian » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

>Any ***ing way you want.

Geez !  It's getting so one can't swing a dead cat around here lately
without hitting someone who wants to kill someone else...

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Post by Alan E. Jone » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 at 17:58:04
Mark J. Frusciante said;

Quote:

>>Any ***ing way you want.

>Geez !  It's getting so one can't swing a dead cat around here lately
>without hitting someone who wants to kill someone else...

Hold up there Mark, we're on cats and cat-haters just now. You get
back in the queue and wait your turn.

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How to kill people who kill cats...

Post by Edgar Jesso » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Any particular cat get ***ed?


Quote:
>Any f--king way you want.

>Rachael

 
 
 

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Post by Bumble Bee Boy » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00



Quote:

>> That's no excuse. I'm allergic to rats and come up in a rash everytime one
>> touches my skin, or sneeze everytime I come within a few feet of one. But I
>> have eleven of the little sodlings as my dearest family.

>Whoa. A true martyr. I raise my hat (beret, black) to your
>steadfastness. We had a sooty dwarf lop (a kind of rabbit) for 2 years
>although my wife was allergic. The little idiot went and bought it while
>travelling with our (now) 6-year old daughter in Eastern Finland, never
>asking me for permission. As things turned out, it was me that was the
>most grieved when we finally had to give her away. It did get a nice new
>home though - I wouldn't have approved with any else solution.

>Beats me why folks just can't help taking pets even when they KNOW
>they're allergic to them.

I'm allergic to cats and dogs and have never had either! Then again I
was attacked by a dog when I was younger so that could also be why.

(We have got 2 rabbits, a guinea pig and a gold fish though!)

Quote:
>Sniff.

>Oh christ. We REALLY need another race and SOON.

>-lark-

>P.S. I don't hate cats. I just like any other critter even more :)

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How to kill people who kill cats...

Post by Super Pant » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

> Any ***ing way you want.

Way to ***ing tell 'em!

Super Pants

Proud owner of an old mangy mean *** cat who rips out all the fur on
his back and around the base of his tail - quite the looker

 
 
 

How to kill people who kill cats...

Post by Jeric » Wed, 14 Oct 1998 04:00:00

On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 14:02:32 +0100, "Rachael Nex"

Quote:

>Any ***ing way you want.

You want to *** cat-haters to death?

Way to go, Rachel! What will hubby say?

:-)

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