Lightbulbs and F1

Lightbulbs and F1

Post by Ross Cleme » Sat, 14 Jun 1997 04:00:00


In the spirit of the previous threads about chickens.

Q: How many Williams personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but everybody is always confused why Frank Williams insists
   on changing the bulb when it's working perfectly.

Q: How many Benetton designers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three to pull the bulb down out of the socket as the bulb doesn't have
   enough inherent downforce.

Q: How many Arrows personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four, to take it in turns as each one gets tired of changing the
   bulb every three seconds.

Q: How many Prost personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the light bulb, and another to usher engineers
   from a gaslight company into the factory to watch.

Q: How many Jordan personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb, and one to paint a natty snakes'
   head onto the new bulb.

Q: How many Tyrrell engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it's hard getting to the bulb past all those strange
   attachments*** off the lampshade.

Q: How many Ferrari engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It would only require one, but all the engineers have to first
   concentrate on changing Schumacher's bulb while Eddie Irvine sits
   in the dark.

Q: How many Stewart engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but no-one's prepared to do it as they are paranoid about
   others looking up their kilt while they're standing on the chair.

Q: How many McLaren personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: At present, it can't be done as all the personnel are standing around
   blinded by the unexpected amount of light the new bulb received from
   Mercedes is giving off.

Q: How many Sauber personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, the person sent by the light-bulb company to actually change
   the bulb, and one person to explain to the press why the light-bulb
   changer isn't working as efficiently as he was expected to.

Q: How many Minardi personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Being a small team, Minardi depends on highly efficient, motivated
   personnel who can change a light bulb, stir the tea, and type a
   letter all at the same time.

Q: How many FIA representatives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change the bulb, and one to make a rule that all bulbs next
   year must have holes in the glass.

Q: How many commentators does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, Murry Walker to change the bulb and Martin Brundle to change the
   correct one.

Cheers,

Ross-c

 
 
 

Lightbulbs and F1

Post by TOlson94 » Sat, 14 Jun 1997 04:00:00

Q: How many Yamaha engineers does it take to***in a light bulb?
A: Two, one to***in the bulb, and another one to count how many
    months..er...seconds go by before the bulb blows up.

Q: How many ESPN announcers does it take to***in a light bulb?
A: Three, one to***in the bulb, one to confuse the bulb with various
     other objects, and one to talk about past experiences with screwing
     in light bulbs.

 
 
 

Lightbulbs and F1

Post by hmm » Sat, 14 Jun 1997 04:00:00



Quote:
>In the spirit of the previous threads about chickens.

brilliant! well done :)

Roy

 
 
 

Lightbulbs and F1

Post by ^!Movealong » Tue, 17 Jun 1997 04:00:00



Quote:
> In the spirit of the previous threads about chickens.

> Q: How many Williams personnel does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: Only one, but everybody is always confused why Frank Williams insists
>    on changing the bulb when it's working perfectly.
snipped
> Cheers,

> Ross-c

Oh man,
This has to be one of the funniest posts ever!
Definitely one for alt.humor.best-of-usenet.
Thanks
LOL
mac