Pretty little ditty about our Nige...:-)

Pretty little ditty about our Nige...:-)

Post by Paul » Fri, 24 Mar 1995 23:22:25


There once was a driver called Mansell
Whose career had just come to a standstill
His options were barren
So he signed for McLaren
But now his debut has been cancelled

He went off to go test the car
But he did not get very far
"I can't swing a cat!"
"It's your fault, you're too fat!
Someone fetch Mark Blundell from the bar!"

So Marky flew in from afar
Having signed just to drive GTR
He said: "I can fit!"
"Is it cramped?" , "Just a bit,
But lever me out with a crow-bar!"

So off they all flew to Brazil
Where our Mark got the ultimate thrill,
He started the race
And was right on the pace,
And made poor old Nige feel quite ill.

"It's mine now you can't have it back!
You've been made to look like such a prat!
Have my old GTR
It's more spacey by far,
And there's room for two more in the back!"

***********From the people who brought you "Katayama ***ped by
    aliens!"   and  the   "Excuse for Ron Contest!"*******************

 
 
 

Pretty little ditty about our Nige...:-)

Post by Paul » Fri, 24 Mar 1995 23:22:49

There once was a driver called Mansell
Whose career had just come to a standstill
His options were barren
So he signed for McLaren
But now his debut has been cancelled

He went off to go test the car
But he did not get very far
"I can't swing a cat!"
"It's your fault, you're too fat!
Someone fetch Mark Blundell from the bar!"

So Marky flew in from afar
Having signed just to drive GTR
He said: "I can fit!"
"Is it cramped?" , "Just a bit,
But lever me out with a crow-bar!"

So off they all flew to Brazil
Where our Mark got the ultimate thrill,
He started the race
And was right on the pace,
And made poor old Nige feel quite ill.

"It's mine now you can't have it back!
You've been made to look like such a prat!
Have my old GTR
It's more spacey by far,
And there's room for two more in the back!"

***********From the people who brought you "Katayama ***ped by
    aliens!"   and  the   "Excuse for Ron Contest!"*******************