how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Bartus Garoulaiti » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00


Real slowly

(f.a.let a young bamboo-plant grow in their ass. Takes 48-72 hours and is
extremely painfull)

Bartus(who knows all the tricks and is willing to demonstate it on all
red-capped dumbo's)

 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Argu » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Somebody please teach me how to kill-file....

 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Kim Andre » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 15:59:39 +0100, "Bartus Garoulaitis"

Quote:

>Real slowly

>(f.a.let a young bamboo-plant grow in their ass. Takes 48-72 hours and is
>extremely painfull)

>Bartus(who knows all the tricks and is willing to demonstate it on all
>red-capped dumbo's)

You occasionally post interesting or amusing posts.  This was not one
of them. Was it supposed to be?  Can you honestly not see how
unpleasant and unnecessary this was?

Kimbo
Formula One Cartoon Archive
Home of the RASF1 t-shirt
http://www.foca.co.uk


 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Alan E. Jone » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 at 12:05:57
Argus said;

Quote:
>Somebody please teach me how to kill-file....

No, no, no!! It's kill CATS!

--
tot ziens
AJ (The poster formerly known as Alan [I was getting confused, if
                                                nobody else was!])
 "Where else would you rather be than right here, right now ?" - Marv Levy
 "Remember, A Dragon is For Life, Not Just for Hogswatchnight"

 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Dillon Pyr » Tue, 13 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

> Somebody please teach me how to kill-file....

Hold file in left hand, hold hammer in right hand and beat on file with hammer.

--
dillon pyron

Molly  Oct 12, 1983 - Feb 6, 1995
Ivan   Oct 12, 1983 - Feb 14, 1998

 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Metal Gur » Wed, 14 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Ask them to cross the track, Whilst Shuey is coming round the corner, He'll
never see em'

( Well that's what he'll day! ).

Sorry just keeping in line with the NG ;-)

Quote:

>On Mon, 12 Oct 1998 at 12:05:57
>Argus said;

>>Somebody please teach me how to kill-file....

>No, no, no!! It's kill CATS!

>--
>tot ziens
>AJ (The poster formerly known as Alan [I was getting confused, if
>                                                nobody else was!])
> "Where else would you rather be than right here, right now ?" - Marv Levy
> "Remember, A Dragon is For Life, Not Just for Hogswatchnight"

 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Chris Hayne » Wed, 14 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

> Ask them to cross the track, Whilst Shuey is coming round the corner, He'll
> never see em'

Excellent idea !! (why not throw a few of his fans in too ??)
 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Mike » Wed, 14 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>>like. I had a hard time stopping myself from crying when one of my
>>chickens was killed (eaten by a cat, ironically). I don't hate the cats
>>for that, but that one cat sure got a *** kick from me. I couldn't
>>stop crying for two days, whenever I saw the other chicken roaming in

BLA BLA BLA
This is a ng for F1 or what ???
Mike
 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by joe » Wed, 14 Oct 1998 04:00:00

No, it's a newsgroup for really tragic chicken stories.

Quote:

> This is a ng for F1 or what ???

In England, it's illegal to beat a man with a squid's ***.
 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Dab » Thu, 15 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

>>>like. I had a hard time stopping myself from crying when one of my
>>>chickens was killed (eaten by a cat, ironically). I don't hate the cats
>>>for that, but that one cat sure got a *** kick from me. I couldn't
>>>stop crying for two days, whenever I saw the other chicken roaming in
>BLA BLA BLA
>This is a ng for F1 or what ???

Of course it is, Mike.  Just *how* much is happening in F1 today ?
 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Alan E. Jone » Thu, 15 Oct 1998 04:00:00

On Tue, 13 Oct 1998 at 23:15:28
Mike said;

Quote:
>>>like. I had a hard time stopping myself from crying when one of my
>>>chickens was killed (eaten by a cat, ironically). I don't hate the cats
>>>for that, but that one cat sure got a *** kick from me. I couldn't
>>>stop crying for two days, whenever I saw the other chicken roaming in
>BLA BLA BLA
>This is a ng for F1 or what ???
>Mike

Definitely "what", with enough F1 to keep it legal.

--
tot ziens
AJ

 "Where else would you rather be than right here, right now ?" - Marv Levy
 "Remember, A Dragon is For Life, Not Just for Hogswatchnight"

 
 
 

how to kill people that kill people that kill cats???

Post by Adam Shaik » Thu, 15 Oct 1998 04:00:00

Quote:

>> This is a ng for F1 or what ???

>In England, it's illegal to beat a man with a squid's ***.

How about beating a squid with a man's ***?  (sometimes it's useful to
know these things).

Adam