Three centuries

Three centuries

Post by Mike Holman » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:24:13


They're like buses. You wait in vain for a century for two Tests, and
then three come along at once.

It will be Ponting's that goes into the history books as the classic
captain's innings in the face of adversity, saving a match in the face
of a rampant bowling attack and keeping the series all square.

It wasn't your usual Ponting innings. Normally, he doesn't so much
attack bowling, or tear it apart, as give a graphic demonstration of
why it's not good enough. The Ponting I know reminds me of a teacher
at my prep school who used to enjoy showing off, facing 12-year-old
bowlers with a running commentary of "If you bowl like that, then THIS
[thwack] is what the batsman will do with it."

But yesterday's innings was of a very different stripe. This was not
an attack to trifle with, and the situation allowed of no such
frivolity. This was deadly serious. He didn't start well, looking
apprehensive and playing and missing, doing his best not to give his
wicket away but giving plenty of cause to believe that he would
anyway.

Then Martyn was sawn off. Perhaps that was the sting which Ponting
needed, because from then on he played with steel and stopped being
tentative. He played some scintillating shots which on another day
would have been loudly applauded, but were regarded as party-pooping
by the heavily partisan crowd and were greeted more with groans. He
just ploughed on, playing one of those innnings where the score climbs
a lot more rapidly than you think and you keep getting surprised when
you look at the number by his name on the scoreboard. So much so that
when he and Clarke came out after tea, the target no longer seemed
unreasonable - so they went about their business as though they were
going to get there. Good plan, as long as you reckon you can rely on
the tail to hang around for long enough to last out time, and clearly
Ponting did - with the evidence of the previous tail performance in
this series to back him up.

As soon as Clarke was dismissed, Ponting put the brakes on. He was
still keen on punishing bad balls, but he stopped trying to score off
good ones, and then shepherded the tail until he was in sight of
safety - and then fell agonisingly short. The fact that the door was
left ajar probably assisted the crowd in giving him the generous
ovation he deserved: the thousands of England fans crammed into the
ground knew they had seen a very special inings, and later they would
be able to say "I was there."

But he only had to play that innings because of the other two
centuries which had given England such a large advantage.

First there was Vaughan, who thought we should see a rerun of a golden
classic. A couple of years ago, he was briefly the world's number one
batsman after making three big hundreds against Australia, and with
his 166 he showed the home crowd what those innings had been like. He
too needed a bit of a jolt, and with a drop followed immediately by
being bowled off a no-ball he must have realised that today was the
day the sun was out for him.

Some of us were once sitting around at an end-of-season game
discussing who we would pay money to go and watch if we knew they
would make a hundred that day, and we decided that the England batsman
would be Gower and the overseas one would be Zaheer Abbas (which
obviously rather dates the conversation). Today, I'd answer Vaughan
and Lara. Whether Vaughan ends up in the books as an all-time-great or
not, when he is on song, he plays as only great batsmen do. Carp about
his low scores in other games if you will, but there aren't many finer
sights in cricket than Michael Vaughan taking an attack to the
cleaners, and this innings was as fine an example as you could wish
for.

Then there was Strauss, the bloke who had so far failed to show why
anyone had had the idea that he was a good batsman, and had seemed
especially clueless when facing Warne. Hours in the practice nets must
have played a part, maybe it was also the knowledge that England were
more interested in runs than exactly who got them so that getting out
playing an attacking shot wouldn't necessarily mean a severe
dressing-down on return to the pavilion, but after playing himself in
he started to play with enterprise and confidence. He still didn't
play the leg-spinning all-rounder awfully well, but he wasn't afraid,
tried as hard as he could to play positively, and had the odd miscue
which fell safely - with the success shown on the scorecard.

It was the kind of entertaining century which makes for a very
pleasant way to spend three or four hours watching cricket on a summer
afternoon. This one contained Strauss shots rather than Martyn shots
or Sarwan shots or Younis Khan shots, but that was simply a matter of
circumstance. Apart from the fact that it was Warne, McGrath and Lee
bowling at him and there were twenty-odd thousand in the ground, it
could have been the third day of a championship match as the side with
the advantage pressed to set up the declaration.

That's not to say that McGrath and Warne are ordinary county
trundlers. Far from it. But neither is Strauss an ordinary county
batsman. What we were seeing was ordinary cricket played by top-class
performers: a passage of play where the bat was in control and the
bowling can't do much about it, which everyone has seen in domestic
cricket. Clearly the bloke who's writing the scripts for these amazing
matches decided this series needed one and Strauss and McWarne just
happened to be the guys due on set at the time.

The only remarkable aspects of it were the externals: it was a pretty
reasonable gainsaying of Warne's assertion that Strauss was the new
Darryl Cullinan, and allows him to tick the "Can do it against
Australia" box on his application form for the Serious Batsmen's Club,
but otherwise it was just another hundred.

Just another hundred. As if anything about this Ashes series were
commonplace.

Cheers,

Mike

 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by Cameron McDonal » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 03:38:32

Vaughan and Lara for me too...


Quote:

> They're like buses. You wait in vain for a century for two Tests, and
> then three come along at once.

> It will be Ponting's that goes into the history books as the classic
> captain's innings in the face of adversity, saving a match in the face
> of a rampant bowling attack and keeping the series all square.

> It wasn't your usual Ponting innings. Normally, he doesn't so much
> attack bowling, or tear it apart, as give a graphic demonstration of
> why it's not good enough. The Ponting I know reminds me of a teacher
> at my prep school who used to enjoy showing off, facing 12-year-old
> bowlers with a running commentary of "If you bowl like that, then THIS
> [thwack] is what the batsman will do with it."

> But yesterday's innings was of a very different stripe. This was not
> an attack to trifle with, and the situation allowed of no such
> frivolity. This was deadly serious. He didn't start well, looking
> apprehensive and playing and missing, doing his best not to give his
> wicket away but giving plenty of cause to believe that he would
> anyway.

> Then Martyn was sawn off. Perhaps that was the sting which Ponting
> needed, because from then on he played with steel and stopped being
> tentative. He played some scintillating shots which on another day
> would have been loudly applauded, but were regarded as party-pooping
> by the heavily partisan crowd and were greeted more with groans. He
> just ploughed on, playing one of those innnings where the score climbs
> a lot more rapidly than you think and you keep getting surprised when
> you look at the number by his name on the scoreboard. So much so that
> when he and Clarke came out after tea, the target no longer seemed
> unreasonable - so they went about their business as though they were
> going to get there. Good plan, as long as you reckon you can rely on
> the tail to hang around for long enough to last out time, and clearly
> Ponting did - with the evidence of the previous tail performance in
> this series to back him up.

> As soon as Clarke was dismissed, Ponting put the brakes on. He was
> still keen on punishing bad balls, but he stopped trying to score off
> good ones, and then shepherded the tail until he was in sight of
> safety - and then fell agonisingly short. The fact that the door was
> left ajar probably assisted the crowd in giving him the generous
> ovation he deserved: the thousands of England fans crammed into the
> ground knew they had seen a very special inings, and later they would
> be able to say "I was there."

> But he only had to play that innings because of the other two
> centuries which had given England such a large advantage.

> First there was Vaughan, who thought we should see a rerun of a golden
> classic. A couple of years ago, he was briefly the world's number one
> batsman after making three big hundreds against Australia, and with
> his 166 he showed the home crowd what those innings had been like. He
> too needed a bit of a jolt, and with a drop followed immediately by
> being bowled off a no-ball he must have realised that today was the
> day the sun was out for him.

> Some of us were once sitting around at an end-of-season game
> discussing who we would pay money to go and watch if we knew they
> would make a hundred that day, and we decided that the England batsman
> would be Gower and the overseas one would be Zaheer Abbas (which
> obviously rather dates the conversation). Today, I'd answer Vaughan
> and Lara. Whether Vaughan ends up in the books as an all-time-great or
> not, when he is on song, he plays as only great batsmen do. Carp about
> his low scores in other games if you will, but there aren't many finer
> sights in cricket than Michael Vaughan taking an attack to the
> cleaners, and this innings was as fine an example as you could wish
> for.

> Then there was Strauss, the bloke who had so far failed to show why
> anyone had had the idea that he was a good batsman, and had seemed
> especially clueless when facing Warne. Hours in the practice nets must
> have played a part, maybe it was also the knowledge that England were
> more interested in runs than exactly who got them so that getting out
> playing an attacking shot wouldn't necessarily mean a severe
> dressing-down on return to the pavilion, but after playing himself in
> he started to play with enterprise and confidence. He still didn't
> play the leg-spinning all-rounder awfully well, but he wasn't afraid,
> tried as hard as he could to play positively, and had the odd miscue
> which fell safely - with the success shown on the scorecard.

> It was the kind of entertaining century which makes for a very
> pleasant way to spend three or four hours watching cricket on a summer
> afternoon. This one contained Strauss shots rather than Martyn shots
> or Sarwan shots or Younis Khan shots, but that was simply a matter of
> circumstance. Apart from the fact that it was Warne, McGrath and Lee
> bowling at him and there were twenty-odd thousand in the ground, it
> could have been the third day of a championship match as the side with
> the advantage pressed to set up the declaration.

> That's not to say that McGrath and Warne are ordinary county
> trundlers. Far from it. But neither is Strauss an ordinary county
> batsman. What we were seeing was ordinary cricket played by top-class
> performers: a passage of play where the bat was in control and the
> bowling can't do much about it, which everyone has seen in domestic
> cricket. Clearly the bloke who's writing the scripts for these amazing
> matches decided this series needed one and Strauss and McWarne just
> happened to be the guys due on set at the time.

> The only remarkable aspects of it were the externals: it was a pretty
> reasonable gainsaying of Warne's assertion that Strauss was the new
> Darryl Cullinan, and allows him to tick the "Can do it against
> Australia" box on his application form for the Serious Batsmen's Club,
> but otherwise it was just another hundred.

> Just another hundred. As if anything about this Ashes series were
> commonplace.

> Cheers,

> Mike


 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by Yuk Tan » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:23:36



Quote:

> Then there was Strauss, the bloke who had so far failed to show
> why anyone had had the idea that he was a good batsman, and had
> seemed especially clueless when facing Warne. Hours in the
> practice nets must have played a part, maybe it was also the
> knowledge that England were more interested in runs than exactly
> who got them so that getting out playing an attacking shot
> wouldn't necessarily mean a severe dressing-down on return to the
> pavilion, but after playing himself in he started to play with
> enterprise and confidence. He still didn't play the leg-spinning
> all-rounder awfully well,

One wouldn't expect him to.  He's an opener, and as such should be
expected to play the likes of McGrath and Lee pretty well, giving him
time to settle in before having to face Warne.

Quote:
> but he wasn't afraid, tried as hard as
> he could to play positively, and had the odd miscue which fell
> safely - with the success shown on the scorecard.

--
Cheers, ymt.

 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by Tweedle De » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:31:03

Quote:
>They're like buses. You wait in vain for a century for two Tests, and
>then three come along at once.

lol! To use rsc parlance, you're Navyjot Singh Sidhu and I claim my
five falling bicycles :-) (what's the story behind this "you're x and I
claim my y"  thingy anyway - one of those rsc things like odos, boncers
and bondaism?)

Enjoyed your analysis. As for my choices of home and overseas batsmen
to watch, I'd go for Laxman and Martyn.

--Tweedle Dee

 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by Mike Holman » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 05:56:33


the keyboard and brought forth:

Quote:
>>They're like buses. You wait in vain for a century for two Tests, and
>>then three come along at once.

>lol! To use rsc parlance, you're Navyjot Singh Sidhu and I claim my
>five falling bicycles :-) (what's the story behind this "you're x and I
>claim my y"  thingy anyway - one of those rsc things like odos, boncers
>and bondaism?)

It refers to an old British promotion whereby people on holiday were
encouraged to buy newspapers (which people on holiday often don't). It
was the Westminster Gazette which started it. They hired a bloke whom
they called Lobby Lud and each day it was announced that he would be
in this or that seaside resort, and if you walked up to him carrying a
copy of the Westminster Gazette and said "You are Lobby Lud and I
claim my five pounds," he'd give you a fiver.

Quote:

>Enjoyed your analysis. As for my choices of home and overseas batsmen
>to watch, I'd go for Laxman and Martyn.

Fine choices, I'm sure. The difference between what you like and what
I like is hardly susceptible to statistical analysis, after all.

Cheers,

Mike

 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by Tweedle De » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:04:15

Quote:
>It refers to an old British promotion whereby people on holiday were
>encouraged to buy newspapers (which people on holiday often don't). It
>was the Westminster Gazette which started it. They hired a bloke whom
>they called Lobby Lud and each day it was announced that he would be
>in this or that seaside resort, and if you walked up to him carrying a
>copy of the Westminster Gazette and said "You are Lobby Lud and I
>claim my five pounds," he'd give you a fiver.

Thanks. Wow, I didn't realize there was so much history behind this.

--TD

 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by Harvey Van Sickl » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 06:21:59

On 16 Aug 2005, Mike Holmans wrote

Quote:

> tapped the keyboard and brought forth:
>> (what's the story behind this "you're x and I claim my y"  thingy
>> anyway - one of those rsc things like odos, boncers and
>> bondaism?)
> It refers to an old British promotion whereby people on holiday
> were encouraged to buy newspapers (which people on holiday often
> don't). It was the Westminster Gazette which started it. They
> hired a bloke whom they called Lobby Lud and each day it was
> announced that he would be in this or that seaside resort, and if
> you walked up to him carrying a copy of the Westminster Gazette
> and said "You are Lobby Lud and I claim my five pounds," he'd give
> you a fiver.

And it was well worth making an arse of yourself for that:  using
various calculations, 5 in about 1930 would be worth between a couple
of hundred pounds (based on RPI) to around 700 (based on average
earnings;  calculations from http://eh.net/hmit/ukcompare/;  a useful
site).

I'd consider walking up to a complete stranger to give that a go for a
few hundred quid.

--
Cheers,
Harvey

 
 
 

Three centuries

Post by kenhig.. » Thu, 18 Aug 2005 11:15:09

Quote:

> >It refers to an old British promotion whereby people on holiday were
> >encouraged to buy newspapers (which people on holiday often don't). It
> >was the Westminster Gazette which started it. They hired a bloke whom
> >they called Lobby Lud and each day it was announced that he would be
> >in this or that seaside resort, and if you walked up to him carrying a
> >copy of the Westminster Gazette and said "You are Lobby Lud and I
> >claim my five pounds," he'd give you a fiver.

> Thanks. Wow, I didn't realize there was so much history behind this.

> --TD

Was that one of the schemes dreamed up by the notorious swindler,
Horatio Bottomley?

If so, I'd be surprised if many of the claimants got their fiver

Higgs