by Quote:
> Salman Azhar writes that India should stop playing internatiional
> cricket on account of their dismal performance in Sharjah. Well, well,well!
> Did Mr. Azhar recommend the same treatment for the Pakistani team of
> 1985 which lost "n consecutive" matches to India!!
War between Pakistan and India has broken out in rec.sport.cricket,
near the Sharjah Gorge.
Indian Prime Minister V. P. Singh said: "Yes, mister! My goodness, go
out there and delivering a jolly good beating, yes please!"
Benazir Bhutto said: "Our army has not yet decided on a
commander-in-chief. It is difficult to nurture a settled combination
while cricket administrators keep interfering in promotions!"
Neutral U.N. observers have been appointed for the clash.
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