ATTENTION INDIANS

ATTENTION INDIANS

Post by Bila » Mon, 08 Apr 1996 05:00:00


Hello my Indian friends.

Heh heh heh. Singer cup. heh heh heh. Guess what? heh heh heh. Someone
won. heh heh heh. someone lost. heh heh heh.

Guess what I'm tempted to say? Too many things. But I wont. You know
why? Because even without me saying it, you know it.

So when you beat us sometime again after a century, abstain from
making asses out of yourselves, and remember how triumph is handled
with class.

"If one becomes too big for his boots, dont punish him, buy him bigger
boots, and watch his face land in the mud" - Yours truly.

"Be nice to little mice." - Same as above.

 
 
 

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Post by Veena S Nay » Tue, 09 Apr 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>Hello my Indian friends.

>Heh heh heh. Singer cup. heh heh heh. Guess what? heh heh heh. Someone
>won. heh heh heh. someone lost. heh heh heh.

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Quote:

>So when you beat us sometime again after a century, abstain from
>making asses out of yourselves, and remember how triumph is handled

                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Quote:
>with class.

 ^^^^^^^^^^^^

        How? By posting silly articles like this one?  

 
 
 

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Post by KARI » Tue, 09 Apr 1996 04:00:00


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>>Hello my Indian friends.

>>Heh heh heh. Singer cup. heh heh heh. Guess what? heh heh heh. Someone
>>won. heh heh heh. someone lost. heh heh heh.

>       < miscellaneous ***deleted>

>>So when you beat us sometime again after a century, abstain from
>>making asses out of yourselves, and remember how triumph is handled
>                                              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>>with class.
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^
>        How? By posting silly articles like this one?  

        By playing in the ground with team spirit.  In my personal opinion, in
        next few years, you will see a class of Cricket between Pakistan/India/Sri
        Lanka.  We should be happy that now we alos have another good team in our
        continent.

Regards

 
 
 

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Post by Vijay Redd » Tue, 09 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Mr.Bilal,

India won against Pak in 1992 and 1996 world cups. And I never xpected
rain Gods to help Pak. Thanks to them and Jayasuria (had he stayed till
the end..nightmare for all ur bowlers), Pak made it somehow. I think
J.Srinath is much better than all ur bowlers put together. Look at the
way he removed the ***ous Srilankan openers in the last two matches?

And accept the fact that ur bowlers failed miserably in getting this guy
who is a nightmare for the Paki bowlers.

Quote:

> Hello my Indian friends.

> Heh heh heh. Singer cup. heh heh heh. Guess what? heh heh heh. Someone
> won. heh heh heh. someone lost. heh heh heh.

> Guess what I'm tempted to say? Too many things. But I wont. You know
> why? Because even without me saying it, you know it.

> So when you beat us sometime again after a century, abstain from
> making asses out of yourselves, and remember how triumph is handled
> with class.

> "If one becomes too big for his boots, dont punish him, buy him bigger
> boots, and watch his face land in the mud" - Yours truly.

> "Be nice to little mice." - Same as above.

 
 
 

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Post by Bila » Wed, 10 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Quote:

> >So when you beat us sometime again after a century, abstain from
> >making asses out of yourselves, and remember how triumph is handled
>                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >with class.
>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^

>         How? By posting silly articles like this one?

Atleast I didn't get ***.

I'd rather embarrass than insult.

 
 
 

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Post by Veena S Nay » Wed, 10 Apr 1996 04:00:00


Quote:


>> >So when you beat us sometime again after a century, abstain from
>> >making asses out of yourselves, and remember how triumph is handled
>>                                               ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> >with class.
>>  ^^^^^^^^^^^^

>>         How? By posting silly articles like this one?

>Atleast I didn't get ***.

>I'd rather embarrass than insult.

Mr. Bilal,

       When you call an entire nation a bunch of asses, it's pretty
***, IMO.  Definitely *not* what I would call "handling triumph
with class".
       Sure, emotions run high on both sides where cricket is
concerned. We all tend to get carried away in expressing ourselves
over wins or losses. But to get on the high horse of "class"
and sophistication while calling names to the other side is just
hypocricy.

 
 
 

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Post by Bila » Thu, 11 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Quote:

> Mr. Bilal,

>        When you call an entire nation a bunch of asses, it's pretty
> ***, IMO.  Definitely *not* what I would call "handling triumph
> with class".
>        Sure, emotions run high on both sides where cricket is
> concerned. We all tend to get carried away in expressing ourselves
> over wins or losses. But to get on the high horse of "class"
> and sophistication while calling names to the other side is just
> hypocricy.

        No, no, no, not again. Misunderstandings, misinterpretations,
slanderings. Why me, my lord?
        Dearest Veena, go back and re-read my initial posting. When did I
call the whole nation of India a bunch of asses? My precise statement
was- "...abstain from making asses out of yourselves." Now does that
mean that all Indians are asses?
        What I said was perfectly justified after the way a great number of
your countrymen made super-duper-asses out of themselves by getting
downright obnoxious and *** after India beat us in the WC. My
statement was referring to them and not the whole nation. So before
you call me a hypocrite again, I suggest you improve your
comprehension of the English language, or hire an interpreter.
 
 
 

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Post by Veena S Nay » Thu, 11 Apr 1996 04:00:00


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Quote:

>    What I said was perfectly justified after the way a great number of
>your countrymen made super-duper-asses out of themselves by getting
>downright obnoxious and *** after India beat us in the WC. My
>statement was referring to them and not the whole nation. So before
>you call me a hypocrite again, I suggest you improve your
>comprehension of the English language, or hire an interpreter.

   Bye Bilal. I've had of this thread.
 
 
 

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Post by Veena S Nay » Thu, 11 Apr 1996 04:00:00



Quote:

>   Bye Bilal. I've had of this thread.

  (Sheepish correction)  I meant, I had enough of this thread :)
(Sorry folks, you won't see more of this; at least not from me).

Veena.

 
 
 

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Post by Bila » Thu, 11 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Quote:

>    Bye Bilal. I've had of this thread.

My life will never be the same again.
 
 
 

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Post by Jame » Fri, 12 Apr 1996 04:00:00



        What I said was perfectly justified after the way a great number
of
your countrymen made super-duper-asses out of themselves by getting
downright obnoxious and *** after India beat us in the WC. My
statement was referring to them and not the whole nation. So before
you call me a hypocrite again, I suggest you improve your
comprehension of the English language, or hire an interpreter.

   Bye Bilal. I've had of this thread.

Oye Bilal, Veena ka peecha chod de.Nahin tho ..... phaad doonga

 
 
 

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Post by Jame » Fri, 12 Apr 1996 04:00:00


Quote:

>  (Sheepish correction)  I meant, I had enough of this thread :)
>(Sorry folks, you won't see more of this; at least not from me).

>Veena.

Come oooon!....get his goat!!

James

 
 
 

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Post by Jame » Fri, 12 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Quote:


>>    Bye Bilal. I've had of this thread.

>My life will never be the same again.

Neither was mine, man Bilal  !!
 
 
 

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Post by @GUNET.GEORGETOWN.ED » Fri, 12 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Quote:





>    What I said was perfectly justified after the way a great number
>  of
>  your countrymen made super-duper-asses out of themselves by getting
>  downright obnoxious and *** after India beat us in the WC.

Your header says it all!
 
 
 

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Post by Bila » Sat, 13 Apr 1996 04:00:00

Quote:

> Mr.Bilal,
> I think
> J.Srinath is much better than all ur bowlers put together.

So according to your formula,

Akram + Waqar + Aqib < Srinath

Which would amount to saying the same as

8 + 9 + 7 < 6

Well here's my formula-

IQ of Indian brain = IQ of donkey's ass.