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NZ v WI second Test match will be screened live on Sky.  Apparently they've
noticed that one or two punters are interested.

Andrew

But where is the oval ball?  Where are the extra four players?  Why is the
goal so short, and why are there three posts?  Why is the halfback wearing
gloves?  Why is England playing England, and in trousers?  Where are the
players that can be tackled without getting injured?

As a regular view of sky sport, I just don't understand this new code.

Yrs
Bruce

Well which channel? so i can dust off the decoder assuming it still works
Has to be better than the dodgy webstream of it.

That's about as much a signal for disaster as Scott Styris getting
selected. Whenever Sky pull their finger out because NZ has been
doing well while they've been playing the world wife carrying
championships the NZ team always goes to pieces and loses
embarrassingly while the horrified fans at home watch. This
game is over. I'm praying for rain. I pick an innings and
150 win to the Windies despite fighting innings of 112 and
65 by Matt Horne.

Michael

YEH !, I hope after a good performance in the first test we do not see
another bad performance as are tradition for N.Z.Go!!!!!!!!!!! the kiwis
please!!!!!!!!!

She was soooooooooooooo blonde that:
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
...she thought General Motors was in the army.
...she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
concentrate.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put
Sagittarius.
...she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
...she studied for a *** test-and failed.
...she sold the car for gas money!
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
...she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
...when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
...when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left,"she
turned around and went home.

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Market research has revealed that hospital shows rate well in Kiwiland. Add
a reality tv component to this and you can see where Sky is coming from.
Like, promo; "Who'll leave the house/team tonight?" Blimey, if you could add
interactive betting to the mix this could be a real winner for Sky.
"Astle: Odds of finishing Test 3/1. Odds of being mauled by polar bear in
Antigua, 16/1." Endless possibilities.

Alvey
In Brisbane, dashing off a pilot script...."It's a show about boofy blokes
getting hurt in ridiculously absurd ways..."

Because he's Byron Kelleher?

;-)

Adam