by Is it serious or funny
Will finnkneeus now a verb be
As in they finnkneeused KP
Affinity of a Finn knee
To the bails, to the wicket
Is not to be taken seriously
In this game of cricket
So tell us the dons of MCC
Yet others argue mightily
Are the wickets not
A defacto boundary.
A knee to the wicket
repeatedly, repeatedly
results in dead balls
or no balls at all
With baited breath
we'll know soon enough
From the twitters of ECB
what happens to KP