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Post by Salman Azh » Wed, 30 May 1990 11:52:39


In light of the current discussions on "rec.sport.cricket". Here is my....

           BLAH BLAH XI:

           1. SODHANI,DHRUV
           2. Ishfaq Ahmad
           3. Dilip D'Souza
           4. Y. Chandramouli
           5. Nitin Bhave
           6. krish mohan
           7. Manoj K. Jain
           8. Sohag Desai
           9. R. Bharat Rao
           10.Ravi Kumar
           11.J. Sunil Ramchandani

           12th man = Greg Widdicombe

The following would be reserves:

                         Kaiser Adeni
                         Zia Zafir
                         C.S. Venkatakrishnan
                         David Chalmers
                         R. Bharat Rao
                         Boss Tweed

           Oh people please! I find it quite difficult to select Blah
Blah XI without any knowledge of the pitch, weather, or opponent.
But, why should I let that bother me? I hope that the aforementioned
players would enlighten me with the excessive skills they employ to
pick eleven players while they are ignorant of several vital factors. ;-)

Salman [disgusted of all this mediocrity in the world] Azhar


   "Time bears witness to the fact that mankind has indeed fallen short.
    Except those of you who promote the truth and patiently persevere."

 
 
 

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Post by Gopal Sridha » Thu, 31 May 1990 02:48:22

Hello
        There is a JE strike going on in south region of DOT of INDIA.

        ALL CALLS THROUGH 08 STD CODE HAVE BEEN AFFECTED. THIS WAS A MESSAGE FROM
        MY FOLKS IN INDIA.

Gopal K. Sridhara  (303) 889 6657 ( W )

{boulder,sunpeaks,nbires,amdahl}!uswat!srid

 
 
 

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Post by muhandiramge Koswat » Thu, 31 May 1990 05:51:05

Quote:

>Hello
>    There is a JE strike going on in south region of DOT of INDIA.

>    ALL CALLS THROUGH 08 STD CODE HAVE BEEN AFFECTED. THIS WAS A MESSAGE FROM
>    MY FOLKS IN INDIA.

>Gopal K. Sridhara  (303) 889 6657 ( W )

>{boulder,sunpeaks,nbires,amdahl}!uswat!srid

I spend lot of time trying to figure out CRICKET in this
message.
IT SIMPLY BEATS ME !!!

?
??
???

I give up !

 
 
 

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Post by R. Bharat R » Thu, 31 May 1990 06:33:13

I am honored that Salman [talking through the wrong orifice] Azhar has
seen fit to ...

Quote:

>In light of the current discussions on "rec.sport.cricket". Here is my....
>       BLAH BLAH XI:
>       1. SODHANI,DHRUV
>       9. R. Bharat Rao

              ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Quote:
>The following would be reserves:
>                     R. Bharat Rao
                         ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>Salman [disgusted of all this mediocrity in the world] Azhar

INCLUDE ME TWICE in his BLAH BLAH XI. Since I must assume that I am
doubly mediocre, I must be extraordinary.

R. Bharat [disgusted by pretentiousness] Rao

-Bharat
R.Bharat Rao, AI Group, University of Illinois, Urbana-Champaign

USMail: 2053 Beckman Institute, 405 N Matthews, Urbana, IL61801

 
 
 

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Post by Salman Azh » Thu, 31 May 1990 13:28:32


Quote:

>R. Bharat [disgusted by pretentiousness] Rao

Salman [generally disgusted by lack of originality among those who are
           disgusted by pretentiousness] Azhar

:-)


   "Time bears witness to the fact that mankind has indeed fallen short.
    Except those of you who promote the truth and patiently persevere."

 
 
 

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Post by Zia Zaf » Thu, 31 May 1990 13:51:32

        I protest being in the reserves instead of first eleven in
        BLAH BLAH XI.

        Zia (the opener of BLAH BLAH XI) Zafir

 
 
 

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Post by William Cla » Thu, 31 May 1990 22:42:31

        Excuse my naive ignorance, but can anyone enlighten me as to
what is remotely witty about the BLAH BLAH XI posting?  Something about
the British sense of humour, I suppose.

WIlliam Clark.

 
 
 

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Post by Manish Malhot » Thu, 31 May 1990 22:58:45

Quote:


> >R. Bharat [disgusted by pretentiousness] Rao

> Salman [generally disgusted by lack of originality among those who are
>       disgusted by pretentiousness] Azhar

  The message, My dear, is SHUT THE *** UP.

  Keep your cricket postings to rec.sport.cricket.  

  :- Manish

 
 
 

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Post by Salman Azh » Fri, 01 Jun 1990 02:25:52

Quote:

>  The message, My dear, is SHUT THE F&U*C&K UP.

>  Keep your cricket postings to rec.sport.cricket.  

>  :- Manish

           Introducing the newsest member to vulgar net cops. Give him
some time to mature, and encouragement to develop, into the most
uncouth net cop in the business. Come on guys, he is just a first year
student, show some mercy beofer flaaming him.

Salman [defending a budding rookie poster] Azhar


   "Time bears witness to the fact that mankind has indeed fallen short.
    Except those of you who promote the truth and patiently persevere."

 
 
 

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Post by Manish Malhot » Fri, 01 Jun 1990 03:33:19

Quote:

>       Introducing the newsest member to vulgar net cops. Give him
> some time to mature, and encouragement to develop, into the most
> uncouth net cop in the business. Come on guys, he is just a first year
> student, show some mercy beofer flaaming him.

> Salman [defending a budding rookie poster] Azhar

     I repeat, My dear, ......

     :- Manish

 
 
 

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Post by readn.. » Fri, 01 Jun 1990 04:09:27

  Looks like mayhem in the meham elections!

allie
:wq

 
 
 

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Post by Sarmad Adn » Fri, 01 Jun 1990 05:34:51

Quote:

>    I protest being in the reserves instead of first eleven in
>    BLAH BLAH XI.

>    Zia (the opener of BLAH BLAH XI) Zafir

You need an Uncle in the Selection board, it seems.

Sarmad Adnan

 
 
 

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Post by Colin Morr » Sat, 02 Jun 1990 06:11:20

Quote:

>    Excuse my naive ignorance, but can anyone enlighten me as to
>what is remotely witty about the BLAH BLAH XI posting?  Something about
>the British sense of humour, I suppose.

Sure, I took it as a somewhat witty suggestion that this newsgroup was
fast degenerating into a load of ***about every conceivable "best xxx" XI.

--


Ingres Corp.,
Alameda, California.

 
 
 

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Post by Nazar Syed Haid » Sun, 03 Jun 1990 05:35:48

Quote:


>>           Introducing the newsest member to vulgar net cops. Give him
>> some time to mature, and encouragement to develop, into the most
>> uncouth net cop in the business. Come on guys, he is just a first year
>> student, show some mercy beofer flaaming him.

>> Salman [defending a budding rookie poster] Azhar

>     I repeat, My dear, ......

>     :- Manish

How disgusting !! You find it difficult to swallow nice words about
yourself !! I think people like yourself should be banned not
only from the net from from .....! Can you not use a million
other words found in the dictionary of the Gentleman ! I guess  
not. Your vocabulary cries for an overhaul.Not surprisingly you had to
repeat the same words even in your second posting.

The time has come to maintain a list of people who use such
derogatory language and post that list on the net on a regular basis !!

Raza Haider

"You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting
the absurd"