Anyone know exactly what Symonds said? According to Symonds it was
"My dear fellow, you can't go around slapping chaps on their back with
the bat as they run past. That's just simply not on ol' chap".
I have a feeling it was more like:
"Oi you mofo, you hit him with that bat again and I'll rip your head
off you bearded freak".
Yeah? You like?