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> > > Dosen't matter. Agarkar won a match abroad for India and that too in
> > > the world champion's backyard. Has any of your 3 useless and brainless
> > > Bonda bowling idols ever done this??????
> > Indeed, Agarkar won it singlehandedly, in spite of Kumble taking a
> > handful of wickets for the match, Tendulkar picking up perhaps the two
> > most important wickets in that innings, Dravid scoring over 300 runs
> > for the game and Laxman producing a stellar hundred and a vital cameo
> > in the second innings.
> > I wonder though what brought more joy to Agarkar fans; the fact that
> > it was the first (and so far, last) instance of Aag taking more than 3
> > wickets in an innings, or the fact that he actually touched double
> > figures in his first batting stint.
> > > 1. Cannot bowl fast as proved by brainlessnath and passenger prasad
> > > who couldn't win a single match for India abroad.
> > > 2. Cannot spin as proved by Krumble, special;ist of underprepared
> > > pitches.
> > > 3. Cannot bat as proved by useless players with no abilities like
> > > Uthappa.
> > > 4. Cannot captain as proved by so-called Bonda god of cricket Rahul
> > > Dravid who is not man enough to take his own decisions.
> > You failed to answer the question. Not surprising though, given your
> > usual method of responding to any criticism of Agarkar - cover eyes/
> > ears, and alternate between repeating "6/41 6/41 6/41 6/41 6/41 etc"
> > ad nauseum and babbling incoherently about bonda bosads.
> Don't knock Haggy. He has that wonderful gift of lulling opposition
> batsmen into a (true) sense of security, and thus making them easy
> prey for those parasitic bonda bosad bowlers, who then unfairly take
> all the credit.
Did you know that Haag was the fastest Indian bowler to 100 wickets in
ODIs? (And, less well-known, that he's also on track to be the fastest
Indian bowler to give away 10,000 runs in ODIs? He's very generous, is
Aag - for everything he takes, he gives much, much more.)
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> And he has the unique skill of causing batsmen to lose
> concentration as a result of laughing at his ears flapping as he comes
> in for take off.
Unless he catches sunstroke, that is.
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> No one else has scored a duck with more style.With more panache. With
> Shridhar anally inserted. Whilst performing mujra
Excellent. The old days seem to be coming (with an emphasis on
"coming", whenever Shridhar and Aggy are mentioned within four words
of each other) back to rsc. High five!
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