lee chucks first one for four leg byes

lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Sampat » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:56:05



Quote:







>>>> Clear chuck down the leg

>>> 1/ Born with a defect in his arm and cant straighten it
>>> 2/ Optical illusion
>>> 3/ Its only 19.9 degrees
>>> 4/ Its a racist ***

>>> Now pick any answer from the above and have a merry time.

>> You cunningly and deceptively forgot "My mom told me to use diuretics" in
>> your list.

> sORRY THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHUCKING UNLESS YOU DRINK A LOT WITH A
> LOT OF BEER AND UP CHUCKING MEGA HEAPS

How do you know lee won't use the excuse "my mo told me to use diuretics"
and those diurectics bends my arms once in a while when I bowl, unless you
think you are God ?

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by ?rchi » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 08:48:11

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
saying:

Quote:
>>>How do you know Lee wont say his mom's advice to take diuretics as an
>>>excuse
>>>for his chucking IF he EVER GETS CALLED.

>>>Of course its a BIG "if".

>> Lee does not chuck - he bowls within the Murali rule! His arm angle is
>> 12-13 degrees, well within the 15 degrees now allowed.

>> As soon as Murali retires, you can lead a campaign to have the rule revert
>> to a straight arm action as it used to be. After all, it is unfair that
>> the
>> cheating, racist Australians have used a rule changed to help a Sri Lankan
>> to assist a fast bowler.

>> ?rchie
>> --
>> Don't visit my blog, it is private property!
>> http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/
>> Latest Post - Illustrated Limerick (5)

>This is the 5th time you responded to me after declaring publicly on rsc
>that you kill filed me.

>NEVER REMOVE my name from your killfile.

I have extended your sentence in my kill-file to 30 days!

?

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Sampat » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:25:35


Quote:
> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
> any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
> saying:

>>>>How do you know Lee wont say his mom's advice to take diuretics as an
>>>>excuse
>>>>for his chucking IF he EVER GETS CALLED.

>>>>Of course its a BIG "if".

>>> Lee does not chuck - he bowls within the Murali rule! His arm angle is
>>> 12-13 degrees, well within the 15 degrees now allowed.

>>> As soon as Murali retires, you can lead a campaign to have the rule
>>> revert
>>> to a straight arm action as it used to be. After all, it is unfair that
>>> the
>>> cheating, racist Australians have used a rule changed to help a Sri
>>> Lankan
>>> to assist a fast bowler.

>>> ?rchie
>>> --
>>> Don't visit my blog, it is private property!
>>> http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/
>>> Latest Post - Illustrated Limerick (5)

>>This is the 5th time you responded to me after declaring publicly on rsc
>>that you kill filed me.

>>NEVER REMOVE my name from your killfile.

> I have extended your sentence in my kill-file to 30 days!

> ?

Do me a favor. Kill file me FOREVER so I wont know this planet is infested
with another single digit IQed moron like you.

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by ?rchi » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:52:58

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
saying:

Quote:



>> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
>> any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
>> saying:

>>>>>How do you know Lee wont say his mom's advice to take diuretics as an
>>>>>excuse
>>>>>for his chucking IF he EVER GETS CALLED.

>>>>>Of course its a BIG "if".

>>>> Lee does not chuck - he bowls within the Murali rule! His arm angle is
>>>> 12-13 degrees, well within the 15 degrees now allowed.

>>>> As soon as Murali retires, you can lead a campaign to have the rule
>>>> revert
>>>> to a straight arm action as it used to be. After all, it is unfair that
>>>> the
>>>> cheating, racist Australians have used a rule changed to help a Sri
>>>> Lankan
>>>> to assist a fast bowler.

>>>> ?rchie
>>>> --
>>>> Don't visit my blog, it is private property!
>>>> http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/
>>>> Latest Post - Illustrated Limerick (5)

>>>This is the 5th time you responded to me after declaring publicly on rsc
>>>that you kill filed me.

>>>NEVER REMOVE my name from your killfile.

>> I have extended your sentence in my kill-file to 30 days!

>> ?
>Do me a favor. Kill file me FOREVER so I wont know this planet is infested
>with another single digit IQed moron like you.

I will NOT be taking any suggestion you make, boy.

You however will get me a G'n T quick time now! Oh, sorry, I thought you
were a drinks boy in this establishment. I should have realised your job is
picking up the cigarette butts your betters leave on the floor.

?rchie

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Sampat » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 13:02:24


Quote:
> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
> any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
> saying:



>>> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
>>> any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the
>>> doorway
>>> saying:

>>>>>>How do you know Lee wont say his mom's advice to take diuretics as an
>>>>>>excuse
>>>>>>for his chucking IF he EVER GETS CALLED.

>>>>>>Of course its a BIG "if".

>>>>> Lee does not chuck - he bowls within the Murali rule! His arm angle is
>>>>> 12-13 degrees, well within the 15 degrees now allowed.

>>>>> As soon as Murali retires, you can lead a campaign to have the rule
>>>>> revert
>>>>> to a straight arm action as it used to be. After all, it is unfair
>>>>> that
>>>>> the
>>>>> cheating, racist Australians have used a rule changed to help a Sri
>>>>> Lankan
>>>>> to assist a fast bowler.

>>>>> ?rchie
>>>>> --
>>>>> Don't visit my blog, it is private property!
>>>>> http://archiearchive.wordpress.com/
>>>>> Latest Post - Illustrated Limerick (5)

>>>>This is the 5th time you responded to me after declaring publicly on rsc
>>>>that you kill filed me.

>>>>NEVER REMOVE my name from your killfile.

>>> I have extended your sentence in my kill-file to 30 days!

>>> ?

>>Do me a favor. Kill file me FOREVER so I wont know this planet is infested
>>with another single digit IQed moron like you.

> I will NOT be taking any suggestion you make, boy.

> You however will get me a G'n T quick time now! Oh, sorry, I thought you
> were a drinks boy in this establishment. I should have realised your job
> is
> picking up the cigarette butts your betters leave on the floor.

> ?rchie

Hey anything to make your single digit IQed brain feel better is ok as long
as you keep me in your kill file forever and stop responding to me.

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by ?rchi » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 13:39:29

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
saying:

Quote:
>Hey anything to make your single digit IQed brain feel better is ok as long
>as you keep me in your kill file forever and stop responding to me.

How about you shut up instead, you incoherent rabble!
?rchie
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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Sampat » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 14:42:23


Quote:
> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
> any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
> saying:

>>Hey anything to make your single digit IQed brain feel better is ok as
>>long
>>as you keep me in your kill file forever and stop responding to me.

> How about you shut up instead, you incoherent rabble!
> ?rchie
> --

You can shut up yourself by killfiling me.

Definition of Incoherent rabble: All non-whites are racist.

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Sampat » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:29:27


Quote:















>>>>>>>> Clear chuck down the leg

>>>>>>> 1/ Born with a defect in his arm and cant straighten it
>>>>>>> 2/ Optical illusion
>>>>>>> 3/ Its only 19.9 degrees
>>>>>>> 4/ Its a racist ***

>>>>>>> Now pick any answer from the above and have a merry time.

>>>>>> You cunningly and deceptively forgot "My mom told me to use
>>>>>> diuretics" in your list.
>>>>> Thats not a standard chucking excuse.  I'm still waiting for the ICC
>>>>> to modify the rules to say that there is a level of diuretic that is
>>>>> acceptable.

>>>> How do you know Lee wont say his mom's advice to take diuretics as an
>>>> excuse for his chucking IF he EVER GETS CALLED.

>>> I don't, but its still not a standard excuse.

>> I had no idea "My mom advised me to take diurectics" is a standard accuse
>> when accused  of taking ***.

> Neither did I.  You should note that I didn't clarify what it was a
> standard excuse for.

>>>> Of course its a BIG "if".

>>> He never will be called under the current rules.

>> Lee was NEVER called even by hair before the current rules became
>> effective.

> Has Hair umpired Lee in a test match?

YES.

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by ?rchi » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 16:39:45

The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
saying:

Quote:



>> The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down, Anyone with
>> any sense had already left town. Yet  Sampath  was standin' in the doorway
>> saying:

>>>Hey anything to make your single digit IQed brain feel better is ok as
>>>long
>>>as you keep me in your kill file forever and stop responding to me.

>> How about you shut up instead, you incoherent rabble!
>> ?rchie
>> --

>You can shut up yourself by killfiling me.

>Definition of Incoherent rabble: All non-whites are racist.

Nonono - killfiling you wont shut you up

You close your laptop and do't use it for three weeks - better for
everyone.
?rchie

 
 
 

lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Wog?Georg » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 18:28:02


Quote:

> Has Hair umpired Lee in a test match?

3 times:

SCG vs India 2000
WACA vs WI 2001
MCG vs SA 2001

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Wog?Georg » Tue, 28 Nov 2006 20:09:41


Quote:



>> Has Hair umpired Lee in a test match?

> 3 times:

> SCG vs India 2000
> WACA vs WI 2001
> MCG vs SA 2001

Interestingly, the team is almost the same today as Lee's last match against
Darrell Hair 5 years ago...

JL Langer
ML Hayden
RT Ponting
ME Waugh
*SR Waugh
DR Martyn
+AC Gilchrist
SK Warne
B Lee
AJ Bichel
GD McGrath

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"If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the past" - Tommy Bolin -
Melbourne 1975

 
 
 

lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by dechuck » Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:08:49

snip

Quote:
>> Has Hair umpired Lee in a test match?

> YES.

show Lees action is legit than
 
 
 

lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by dechuck » Wed, 29 Nov 2006 14:21:36

snip

Quote:
> You can shut up yourself by killfiling me.

> Definition of Incoherent rabble: All non-whites are racist.

calm down take your medication
Quote:

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lee chucks first one for four leg byes

Post by Sampat » Wed, 29 Nov 2006 15:57:10


Quote:
> snip

>>> Has Hair umpired Lee in a test match?

>> YES.

> show Lees action is legit than

Excellent logic, as always from the most famous aussie *** on rsc.

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