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by **jeff** » Sat, 25 Nov 2006 00:18:48

The Ashes: Normal Service Has Resumed

Will Harmison be the next player on the plane home?

All he has to do is shout "I'm an England Cricket Player! Get me outta
here!"

When Australia win the Ashes, they should burn the stumps bails and
ball that took the last wkt or bat that hit the winning runs and put
the ashes in a proper sized trophy rather than that eggcup thing they
keep at lords in a glass case. And if England ever win the ashes again
they can take it to England.

jeff

by **Rooki** » Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:24:50

Quote:

> The Ashes: Normal Service Has Resumed

> Will Harmison be the next player on the plane home?

> All he has to do is shout "I'm an England Cricket Player! Get me outta
> here!"

> When Australia win the Ashes, they should burn the stumps bails and
> ball that took the last wkt or bat that hit the winning runs and put
> the ashes in a proper sized trophy rather than that eggcup thing they
> keep at lords in a glass case. And if England ever win the ashes again
> they can take it to England.

> jeff

Seem to remember some fairly similar posts after the first test in the
last Ashes series.

by **Phil** » Sat, 25 Nov 2006 01:38:36

Quote:

> > The Ashes: Normal Service Has Resumed

> > Will Harmison be the next player on the plane home?

> > All he has to do is shout "I'm an England Cricket Player! Get me outta
> > here!"

> > When Australia win the Ashes, they should burn the stumps bails and
> > ball that took the last wkt or bat that hit the winning runs and put
> > the ashes in a proper sized trophy rather than that eggcup thing they
> > keep at lords in a glass case. And if England ever win the ashes again
> > they can take it to England.

> > jeffSeem to remember some fairly similar posts after the first test in the
> last Ashes series.

Or at the Oval when Aus were cruising at 320-odd for 3, finished up at
367 a.o., same bowlers on the England side!