Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by Fran » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:12:46


Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
Clarke?

You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
people out.

A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
whereabouts.

Fran

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by Dave -Turne » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 16:24:03

funny stuff.

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by bhandav » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 17:18:40

Quote:

> Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
> Clarke?

> You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
> people out.

> A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
> whereabouts.

> Fran

Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

bhandava

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by Fish Womp » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:10:58

On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava

Quote:


>> Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
>> Clarke?

>> You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
>> people out.

>> A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
>> whereabouts.

>> Fran

>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

fish

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by bhandav » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:03:33

Quote:

> On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava


>>>Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
>>>Clarke?

>>>You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
>>>people out.

>>>A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
>>>whereabouts.

>>>Fran

>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

> Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
> Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

> fish

I've never noticed her face.

bhandava

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by Fish Womp » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:26:20

On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:03:33 +1100, bhandava

Quote:


>> On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava


>>>>Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
>>>>Clarke?

>>>>You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
>>>>people out.

>>>>A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
>>>>whereabouts.

>>>>Fran

>>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

>> Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
>> Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

>> fish

>I've never noticed her face.

>bhandava

http://tinyurl.com/23yvlq
 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by Will_ » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:52:49


Quote:
> On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:03:33 +1100, bhandava


>>> On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava


>>>>>Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
>>>>>Clarke?

>>>>>You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
>>>>>people out.

>>>>>A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
>>>>>whereabouts.

>>>>>Fran

>>>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

>>> Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
>>> Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

>>> fish

>>I've never noticed her face.

>>bhandava

> http://tinyurl.com/23yvlq

well if he looks at that pic he still wont notice her face  :-)
 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by bhandav » Sun, 03 Feb 2008 18:57:40

Quote:



>> On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:03:33 +1100, bhandava


>>>> On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava


>>>>>> Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
>>>>>> Clarke?

>>>>>> You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
>>>>>> people out.

>>>>>> A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
>>>>>> whereabouts.

>>>>>> Fran

>>>>> Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

>>>> Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
>>>> Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

>>>> fish

>>> I've never noticed her face.

>>> bhandava

>> http://tinyurl.com/23yvlq

> well if he looks at that pic he still wont notice her face  :-)

*cough* I think that was the point.

bhandava

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by sharm.. » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:20:42


Quote:

> > On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava


> >>>Who was that guy playing last night and what di he do with Michael
> >>>Clarke?

> >>>You could tell it wasn't him because this guy could catch and run
> >>>people out.

> >>>A DNA test is needed, followed by a search for his present
> >>>whereabouts.

> >>>Fran

> >>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

> > Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
> > Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

> > fish

> I've never noticed her face.

> bhandava- Hide quoted text -

> - Show quoted text -

That's because you're too busy sucking your own ass.
 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by bhandav » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 00:40:46

Quote:



>>>On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava

>>>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

>>>Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
>>>Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

>>>fish

>>I've never noticed her face.

>>bhandava

> That's because you're too busy sucking your own ass.

Brilliant reply! Sheer literary genius, your Pulitzer is in the mail.

Your Superior,
bhandava

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by sharm.. » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 01:23:56


Quote:



> >>>On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava

> >>>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

> >>>Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
> >>>Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

> >>>fish

> >>I've never noticed her face.

> >>bhandava

> > That's because you're too busy sucking your own ass.

> Brilliant reply! Sheer literary genius, your Pulitzer is in the mail.

> Your Superior,
> bhandava

Thanks. It's great to know that you've accepted the fact that I pissed
on your face and did it well.
 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by bhandav » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:19:06

Quote:





>>>>>On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava

>>>>>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

>>>>>Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
>>>>>Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

>>>>>fish

>>>>I've never noticed her face.

>>>>bhandava

>>>That's because you're too busy sucking your own ass.

>>Brilliant reply! Sheer literary genius, your Pulitzer is in the mail.

>>Your Superior,
>>bhandava

> Thanks. It's great to know that you've accepted the fact that I pissed
> on your face and did it well.

It's a pleasure to see that you're willing to improve yourself through
my teachings. Unfortunately, you have a long road ahead of you; you'll
have to ask your teacher for time off school. Don't forget, you still
owe me a "thank you". ;)

You're really quite the ***, aren't you? Please, keep coming back
for more spankings. It turns me on, good and proper.

Your Superior and Teacher,
bhandava

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by sharm.. » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 02:39:32


Quote:





> >>>>>On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 19:18:40 +1100, bhandava

> >>>>>>Finally, Lara Bingle didn't have a headache the night before a match.

> >>>>>Lara doesn't strike me as a girl who would suffer a lot of headaches.
> >>>>>Even if her face does look like it has been remodelled using a brick.

> >>>>>fish

> >>>>I've never noticed her face.

> >>>>bhandava

> >>>That's because you're too busy sucking your own ass.

> >>Brilliant reply! Sheer literary genius, your Pulitzer is in the mail.

> >>Your Superior,
> >>bhandava

> > Thanks. It's great to know that you've accepted the fact that I pissed
> > on your face and did it well.

> It's a pleasure to see that you're willing to improve yourself through
> my teachings. Unfortunately, you have a long road ahead of you; you'll
> have to ask your teacher for time off school. Don't forget, you still
> owe me a "thank you". ;)

> You're really quite the ***, aren't you? Please, keep coming back
> for more spankings. It turns me on, good and proper.

> Your Superior and Teacher,
> bhandava- Hide quoted text -

> - Show quoted text -

Well then, open your mouth please, it would be my pleasure to take a
shit and***in it. You can be like those two girls and a cup. Do
post the clip here at rec.sport.cricket when you've had enough of
playing with my excrement. I can always send you a fresh batch.
 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by bhandav » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:27:09

 > trivial 3rd grade nonsense as usual

Princess shamati,

I know you've had an insular upbringing, but people outside of your
family don't generally engage in coprophilia. You must be sorely
disappointed.

While I wish you could comprehend what I'm writing, I know that wish
could never be fulfilled and you would still fall back on irrelevant
ramblings of toilet humour. *whoosh* must be a familiar sound.

Please continue to fumble your way through yet another reply with your
dictionary; better still, take some English language classes and try
again later.

Your Superior and Teacher,
bhandava

 
 
 

Michael Clarke in Fine Cotton redux

Post by guyanper.. » Mon, 04 Feb 2008 03:38:43


Quote:

>  > trivial 3rd grade nonsense as usual

> Princess shamati,

> I know you've had an insular upbringing, but people outside of your
> family don't generally engage in coprophilia. You must be sorely
> disappointed.

> While I wish you could comprehend what I'm writing, I know that wish
> could never be fulfilled and you would still fall back on irrelevant
> ramblings of toilet humour. *whoosh* must be a familiar sound.

> Please continue to fumble your way through yet another reply with your
> dictionary; better still, take some English language classes and try
> again later.

> Your Superior and Teacher,
> bhandava

WTF with the herpies?? Racist bastard. From now on we will refer to
Symonds [monkey or ***roo] as Syphilis and Cheating as AIDS?