1) You CAN be out Retired (it's just that you haven't been dismissed).
2) To be timed out, you have to have taken longer than 2 minutes from the time of
the last batsman being out, to get on the field of play (ie; cross the
boundary).
3) Handled the ball is a bit of a grey area, because if the fielding side
indicate (in some way) that it's ok to pick the ball up, then if you (as the
batsman) DO touch the ball, you cannot be given out. However, I guess the
umpire must have seen the indication by the fielding side (like a lot of
umpiring, a lot can be gained by reading body language).
4) Caught is caught (no matter who catches it).
5) Played on IS the same as bowled. It just means that before the ball hits the
stumps, it hit part of your bat.
6) With "hit the ball twice", you can only do this if it is in the interests of
protecting your wicket. You (as the batsman) may NOT profit from this. If the
umpire is absolutely sure that the wicket was not in danger, then the batsman
is out.
I can't think of any of the other questions that came up in the million articles
posted on this matter, but I think just about everything has been covered
somewhere along the line.
Here is the list again of ways of being out (and let it be the last!!!!):
1) BOWLED
2) CAUGHT
3) L.B.W (but not if you kick the ball away in the interests of
protecting your wicket)
4) RUN OUT
5) TIMED OUT
6) HIT WICKET i.e, the bat hits the wicket while the ball is live.
7) OBSTRUCTING THE FIELD
8) STUMPED
9) HANDLED THE BALL
10) HIT THE BALL TWICE
11) RETIRED (you're out, it's just that you're not dismissed, if you
know what I mean).
Retired Hurt does NOT count as a way of being out.
Whew!
Chris.