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by **Don** » Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:15:57

What the hell is he bowling? Is he suffering from bad eyesight
imagining the
stumps to be 10 stumps wide of where they really are? If the English
bowlers
bowl like this they have no chance...i actually want the English to
torment the
new arrogant boys of cricket, the aussies but to no avail....the pitch
seems to
be a featherbead but of course Mcwarne will explot it with their
machine-like
accuracy...

Don [wasted one hour in early morning watching some shoddy bowling :) ]

by **David Wheele** » Sun, 26 Nov 2006 02:55:21

Quote:

> What the hell is he bowling? Is he suffering from bad eyesight imagining
> the
> stumps to be 10 stumps wide of where they really are? If the English
> bowlers
> bowl like this they have no chance...i actually want the English to
> torment the
> new arrogant boys of cricket, the aussies but to no avail....the pitch
> seems to
> be a featherbead but of course Mcwarne will explot it with their
> machine-like
> accuracy...

> Don [wasted one hour in early morning watching some shoddy bowling :) ]

I fear that Harmison suffers from DMS (Devon Malcolm Syndrome). This was
first observed in anti-aircraft gunners during the blitz of London in WW2,
though
not named until some years later. The sufferer has the capability to
utterly destroy
an enemy if he can see where it is, but often cannot overcome an innate
inability to
find the radar's 'On' switch...

David

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