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Srinath is only bowler in the world who does better on Krumblers than
he does on wickets assisting pace bowlers.

Srinath at home 95 wickets at 25.17
Srinath away 90 wickets at 34.96

Srinath in Aus - 20 wickets at 50.70
Srinath in Eng - 11 wickets at 39.36

Srinath in Bang 3 wickets at 22
Srinath in SriLanka 3 wickets at 26

Srinath announces his retirement from ODI's every six months at the same
time expressing hope that he will be selected for the next ODI tourney.

Srinath's face looks like a dog which has been kicked everytime someone hits
a 4 off him.

Srinath is the only bowler who thinks that the stump is somewhere in between
him & the batsman. (who says he can't bowl yorkers. According to him every
ball of his is a yorker).

I am Pentecoast Protestant from Kerala. In our community we aren't allowed
to watch movies or any other forms of entertainment. With a husband like
Srinath, who needs movies.

I forgot to add that I have been married 3 times & I have 5 children.
I have also ***d on Brigade Road for 1 year. I have heard that these
are pre-requisites for marrying Bonda Players.

warm & wet regards.

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I can do better:

"Fast bowler Srinath"

What do I win?

*dons asbestos suit*

Cheers,
MvdW

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I can do better:

"Fast bowler Srinath"

What do I win?

*dons asbestos suit*

Cheers,
MvdW

Now I know what Ghati means.

It is obviously Hindi for very funny poster

Colin Kynoch