Now that he has graciously accepted to stay on as the PCB Chair he
must show some public atonement to keep the public happy.
10. Face an over from Shoaib Akhtar.
9. Explain the difference between leg spinners and chinamen on a talk
8. Write a thesis on how googly and google are related.
7. Must grow his beard longer than MoYo.
6. Petition the ICC to have all the silly positions named after him
(Silly Ashraf at mid on and so forth)
5. Change his last name to Ashwarya to go with his first name Naseem.
4. Write an Op. Ed., "Why I am the best man for the job".
3. Have Hair as his personal assistant.
2. Apply for Cricket Australia's Chairman for his next job (Probably
the most effective way to bring Australian Cricket down to size).
1. Every morning start his day by giving us one of his pearl's of