Without further ado, here is the ranking of classes in India .....
for those who may be puzzled by the non-consistency of the
categorizations,
please clarify with your nearest Indian upper-class clueless friend :-)
1. Punjabi
2. Mumbai-ite
3. ZUID Indian
4. Gujju
5. Delhi-ite
6. Vengaluru
7. Chennai-ite
8. Hyderabadi a-la-Amitabh
9. Fair-skinned Muslims
10. Kashmiris