Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by Devd » Thu, 25 Jul 2002 20:34:29


Wisden Indian cricketer of the century --- Kapil Dev

Wisden People's choice for the Indian cricketer of the
century --- Sachin Tendulkar

RK, wonder what do you have to say about that???

Devdas

 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by rkusene » Thu, 25 Jul 2002 22:02:10


Quote:

>Wisden Indian cricketer of the century --- Kapil Dev

>Wisden People's choice for the Indian cricketer of the
>century --- Sachin Tendulkar

>RK, wonder what do you have to say about that???

Ho Ho Ho.

My ass has actually been kissed. Few months back I was saying that
Kapil is still the biggest icon of indian cricket.

Kapil's selecetion was done by a jury of 35 cricketers as was other awards
except the award given to SRT. This is how SRT was selected:-

"There were other awards handed out in the evening: including one to Sachin
Tendulkar for the Electrolux Kelvinator People's Choice Award for Cricketer of
the Century, on the basis of votes sought through boxes kept at the company
outlets in 300 Indian cities, the internet and media mailers".

Internet mailers???? ha ha ha. Says a lot about TAV.

There is something more. For 20 best inngs, only 1 SRT 100 got nominated. Even
GRV was nominated twice. DBV was nominated once. Useless SMG was nominated
4 times.

Now what sort of batsman is TAV who has to rely on internet mailers to vote
him and can find only 1 test inngs of his in top 20 indian inngs. At least
the last time his ass was kicked in Wisden's top 100 innngs, it was a poll
of all test inngs. This time he barely made it in indian top 20 inngs.

So dear I would put honey on my ass. Please kiss it. If u are nice to me
I will allow u to*** it. But please don't bite as that area is sensitive.

rk-

 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by Anoo » Thu, 25 Jul 2002 23:15:54


Quote:

> >Wisden Indian cricketer of the century --- Kapil Dev

> >Wisden People's choice for the Indian cricketer of the
> >century --- Sachin Tendulkar

> >RK, wonder what do you have to say about that???

> Ho Ho Ho.

> My ass has actually been kissed. Few months back I was saying that
> Kapil is still the biggest icon of indian cricket.

> Kapil's selecetion was done by a jury of 35 cricketers as was other awards
> except the award given to SRT. This is how SRT was selected:-

> "There were other awards handed out in the evening: including one to
Sachin
> Tendulkar for the Electrolux Kelvinator People's Choice Award for
Cricketer of
> the Century, on the basis of votes sought through boxes kept at the
company
> outlets in 300 Indian cities, the internet and media mailers".

> Internet mailers???? ha ha ha. Says a lot about TAV.

> There is something more. For 20 best inngs, only 1 SRT 100 got nominated.
Even
> GRV was nominated twice. DBV was nominated once. Useless SMG was nominated
> 4 times.

> Now what sort of batsman is TAV who has to rely on internet mailers to
vote
> him and can find only 1 test inngs of his in top 20 indian inngs. At least
> the last time his ass was kicked in Wisden's top 100 innngs, it was a poll
> of all test inngs. This time he barely made it in indian top 20 inngs.

> So dear I would put honey on my ass. Please kiss it. If u are nice to me
> I will allow u to*** it. But please don't bite as that area is
sensitive.

> rk-

Sorry to barge in on your thread guys but I am amazed that as much as you
guys have a favourite, you seem to unappreciative of the achievements of the
others.  All three (KD, SMG and SRT) would be worthy worthy winners and we
should consider ourselves lucky and privileged that they represented our
country.  Bottom line - they are all INDIAN.

Once again, sorry to enter in to your debate,
Anooj.

 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by Nikhil De » Thu, 25 Jul 2002 23:35:44


Quote:




> > >Wisden Indian cricketer of the century --- Kapil Dev
> > So dear I would put honey on my ass. Please kiss it. If u are nice to me
> > I will allow u to*** it. But please don't bite as that area is
> sensitive.

> > rk-

> Sorry to barge in on your thread guys but I am amazed that as much as you
> guys have a favourite, you seem to unappreciative of the achievements of
the
> others.  All three (KD, SMG and SRT) would be worthy worthy winners and we
> should consider ourselves lucky and privileged that they represented our
> country.  Bottom line - they are all INDIAN.

> Once again, sorry to enter in to your debate,
> Anooj.

Alert! Sensible advice alert.

People indulging in intra-indian verbal wars garnished with lower human body
part references please ignore the mail.

Sorry to interrupt your interesting thread guys, Anooj go stand in the
corner till the end of the T1. (Lest SRT/Dravid scores/fails and you have to
go through this again)

Nikhil (Confident that after a few days Anooj will stop bothering )

 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by Gafoo » Fri, 26 Jul 2002 01:43:39


Quote:
> Sorry to barge in on your thread guys but I am amazed that as much as you
> guys have a favourite, you seem to unappreciative of the achievements of
the
> others.  All three (KD, SMG and SRT) would be worthy worthy winners and we
> should consider ourselves lucky and privileged that they represented our
> country.  Bottom line - they are all INDIAN.

Yup. We should be proud that 3 Indian Cricketers got nominated for
"Indian cricketer of the century" & one of them even won.
 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by Devd » Fri, 26 Jul 2002 12:20:56

Quote:

> My ass has actually been kissed. Few months back I was saying that
> Kapil is still the biggest icon of indian cricket.

Ho Ho Ho. The same icon who got a free ride for 10 years???
Now we know that apart from being a cheap shot taker, you
represent the species of chameleons too.

Quote:
> Kapil's selecetion was done by a jury of 35 cricketers as was other awards
> except the award given to SRT. This is how SRT was selected:-

> "There were other awards handed out in the evening: including one to Sachin
> Tendulkar for the Electrolux Kelvinator People's Choice Award for Cricketer of
> the Century, on the basis of votes sought through boxes kept at the company
> outlets in 300 Indian cities, the internet and media mailers".

> Internet mailers???? ha ha ha. Says a lot about TAV.

Atleast he got elected in one way or the other. What about your
great idol Gavaskar??? Went home with Anda awards to his name.

Analogy: Sachin got elected to Lok Sabha, Kapil got elected to
Rajya Sabha, Gavaskar lost his election deposit and went into
oblivion. HAA HAA HAA.

Devdas

 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by rkusene » Fri, 26 Jul 2002 21:05:19


Quote:
>Ho Ho Ho. The same icon who got a free ride for 10 years???
>Now we know that apart from being a cheap shot taker, you
>represent the species of chameleons too.

***ing idiot. Don't use a word if u are not sure about the
meaning. I didn't say Kapil is still a icon *after* he got the
wisden award. I told it a month back in a thread with Sadiq.

Anyhow I will try to become as smart as you by trashing Srinath
and then including him in my test 11 for the next match.

Quote:

>> Kapil's selecetion was done by a jury of 35 cricketers as was other awards
>> except the award given to SRT. This is how SRT was selected:-

>> "There were other awards handed out in the evening: including one to Sachin
>>Tendulkar for the Electrolux Kelvinator People's Choice Award for Cricketer of
>> the Century, on the basis of votes sought through boxes kept at the company
>> outlets in 300 Indian cities, the internet and media mailers".

>> Internet mailers???? ha ha ha. Says a lot about TAV.

>Atleast he got elected in one way or the other.

AFAIK SRT didn't get official wisden award.

Quote:
>What about your
>great idol Gavaskar??? Went home with Anda awards to his name.

What sort of batsman is TAV whose only 1 100 got nominated
in top indian batting.

rk-

 
 
 

Gavaskar's ass kicked by Wisden

Post by yeska » Fri, 26 Jul 2002 22:51:07

Quote:

> Analogy: Sachin got elected to Lok Sabha, Kapil got elected to
> Rajya Sabha, Gavaskar lost his election deposit and went into
> oblivion. HAA HAA HAA.

No, it is more like Sachin got the Filmfare award and Kapil got
the National Award for best acting. For westerners, it is the
difference between MTV movie awards and Oscars.