Oh Black Craps (TM) you so fine!
Oh Dungford (TM) you're in decline!
Some new Black Craps (TM) names:
Ful***(TM)
Ruther***(TM)
CrapIamSon (TM)
Craplor (TM)
Brown***(TM)
B***(TM) (Craptain (TM))
Wat***(TM)
Crapthee Well (TM)
B Fartin' (TM)
Crapner (TM)
I can't think of anything for Trent Boult. :-(