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by **Anonymou** » Sun, 22 Feb 2004 08:25:51

He said he can change water into wine but even he cannot change ***y
eunuch sirius-bin-laydin into a man.

by **siriu** » Sun, 22 Feb 2004 09:45:48

Quote:

> He said he can change water into wine but even he cannot change ***y
> eunuch sirius-bin-laydin into a man.

TERRORIST PUKISTANI JIHADI Anonymous

Your MUSLIM brothers after eating SWEET AND SOUR PORK are getting rammed
from behind by SONS OF JESUS in Gbay.

Dont you wanna fight for your MUSLIM brothers in Gbay, become a martyr and
get 72 ***s in heaven, ALLAH promised you.

Does ALLAH "RECYCLE" those 72 ***S in heaven for the endless supply of
martyrs from pukistan ??

by **Zane Whiteho** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 13:15:06

Quote:

> He said he can change water into wine but even he cannot change ***y
> eunuch sirius-bin-laydin into a man.

When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
throwing. I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
keeper"?

Zane

by **Michael Creeve** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 15:48:55

Quote:

> > He said he can change water into wine but even he cannot change ***y
> > eunuch sirius-bin-laydin into a man.

> When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
> throwing. I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
> brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
> keeper"?

> Zane

No, you've got that wrong. It was Cain what said it, and what's more he
wasn't a keeper, since he said "I am not my brother's keeper". He had
actually killed his brother by this stage, so that although he disapproved
of *** on the field, he engaged in it at every opportunity. This in
fact has always been the rsc definition of anti-sledging; ie I hate the
white racist Australian sons-of-***es who sledge and I am really against
sledging or 'please let us avoid personal abuses while stressing a point.
This will make our discussion more enjoyable and long-lasting'.

BTW Jesus never threw, although he once or twice did sledge a certain
Pharisee XI.

Regards,
Michael Creevey
[thinking of new rsc phrases....Serpents, offspring of vipers......]

by **alve** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 16:49:48

Quote:

> When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
> throwing.

Ditto.

Quote:

> I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
> brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
> keeper"?

No. That was either Cain, (and he said "I am *not* my brother's
keeper") or the Micheal Caine character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
Logically it must have been the latter as I don't think the position
of wicketkeeper was introduced into the Middle East until the 12th
century visit of the Crusaders CC.

alvey
in brisbane, now if you want to talk keeping, ya shoulda seen Wade
Seccombe's leg-side stumping off Hopes this arvo in the Moo Juice Cup.
Sensational.

by **Mark She** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 17:27:55

Quote:

> in brisbane, now if you want to talk keeping, ya shoulda seen Wade
> Seccombe's leg-side stumping off Hopes this arvo in the Moo Juice Cup.
> Sensational.

Yeah - a quick blink and you'd have missed it. Very, very slick - to the
point of wondering for a moment if he'd actually just missed the ball and it
had bowled Higgs.

Mark Shea

by **Michael Creeve** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 17:32:14

Quote:

> > When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
> > throwing.

> Ditto.

> > I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
> > brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
> > keeper"?

> No. That was either Cain, (and he said "I am *not* my brother's
> keeper") or the Micheal Caine character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
> Logically it must have been the latter as I don't think the position
> of wicketkeeper was introduced into the Middle East until the 12th
> century visit of the Crusaders CC.

> alvey
> in brisbane, now if you want to talk keeping, ya shoulda seen Wade
> Seccombe's leg-side stumping off Hopes this arvo in the Moo Juice Cup.
> Sensational.

Michael Creevey
not in Brisbane, noticing 1.that Alvey has been duplicating my thoughts a
bit lately, perhaps I'm in the famed and dreaded killfile? and 2. that it
was a magnificent piece of work, beautiful to watch, and that Seccombe is
far better than any of the international keepers around (although it wasn't
in the Moo Juice Cup, unless ING have changed their name)

by **alve** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 18:55:34

Quote:

>>>When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
>>>throwing.

>>Ditto.

>>>I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
>>>brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
>>>keeper"?

>>No. That was either Cain, (and he said "I am *not* my brother's
>>keeper") or the Micheal Caine character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
>>Logically it must have been the latter as I don't think the position
>>of wicketkeeper was introduced into the Middle East until the 12th
>>century visit of the Crusaders CC.

>>alvey
>>in brisbane, now if you want to talk keeping, ya shoulda seen Wade
>>Seccombe's leg-side stumping off Hopes this arvo in the Moo Juice Cup.
>>Sensational.

> Michael Creevey
> not in Brisbane, noticing 1.that Alvey has been duplicating my thoughts a
> bit lately, perhaps I'm in the famed and dreaded killfile?

Gosh Michael! I just don't know what to say. It's a toss up between;
"Don't flatter yourself Creevey." or "Take your hand off it sunshine."
While I'm thinking about which it should be, perhaps you could explain
the conundrum of how I could be duplicating your thoughts if you were
in my k/f?

and 2. that it

Quote:

> was a magnificent piece of work, beautiful to watch, and that Seccombe is
> far better than any of the international keepers around (although it wasn't
> in the Moo Juice Cup, unless ING have changed their name)

My mistake. I can only plead the effects of being forced to drink beer
due to Brisbane's heatwave. 42 degrees today.

And let's have a moment of mockery for SA. That's 3 games in about a
week that they've choked in.

alvey

by **Michael Creeve** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 19:05:32

Quote:

snip
> >>No. That was either Cain, (and he said "I am *not* my brother's
> >>keeper") or the Micheal Caine character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
> >>Logically it must have been the latter as I don't think the position
> >>of wicketkeeper was introduced into the Middle East until the 12th
> >>century visit of the Crusaders CC.

> >>alvey
> >>in brisbane, now if you want to talk keeping, ya shoulda seen Wade
> >>Seccombe's leg-side stumping off Hopes this arvo in the Moo Juice Cup.
> >>Sensational.

> > Michael Creevey
> > not in Brisbane, noticing 1.that Alvey has been duplicating my thoughts
a
> > bit lately, perhaps I'm in the famed and dreaded killfile?

> Gosh Michael! I just don't know what to say. It's a toss up between;
> "Don't flatter yourself Creevey." or "Take your hand off it sunshine."
> While I'm thinking about which it should be, perhaps you could explain
> the conundrum of how I could be duplicating your thoughts if you were
> in my k/f?

You could be especially brilliant. I doubt if you would deny that
suggestion.....also if you hadn't read what I writ, then you mighta thought
noone writ it. Geddit???

I hope that's clear.

Quote:

> and 2. that it
> > was a magnificent piece of work, beautiful to watch, and that Seccombe
is
> > far better than any of the international keepers around (although it
wasn't
> > in the Moo Juice Cup, unless ING have changed their name)

> My mistake. I can only plead the effects of being forced to drink beer
> due to Brisbane's heatwave. 42 degrees today.

Same where I am. Last 3 flaming (and I mean, flaming) days. I am nearly a
pool on the floor, and that has nothing to do with my hand position.

Quote:

> And let's have a moment of mockery for SA. That's 3 games in about a
> week that they've choked in.

> alvey

Very nearly didn't happen. That little sack of lard Higgs gives me the
Huggies.

Regards,
Michael Creevey

by **pharr** » Mon, 23 Feb 2004 23:04:09

Quote:

> > When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
> > throwing.

> Ditto.

> > I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
> > brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
> > keeper"?

> No. That was either Cain, (and he said "I am *not* my brother's
> keeper") or the Micheal Caine character in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
> Logically it must have been the latter as I don't think the position
> of wicketkeeper was introduced into the Middle East until the 12th
> century visit of the Crusaders CC.

Who also had few Queenslanders in their first XI. And were also accused of
selection conspiracies where none existed.

pharro

by **Andrew Dunfor** » Tue, 24 Feb 2004 05:27:42

Quote:

> > > He said he can change water into wine but even he cannot change ***y
> > > eunuch sirius-bin-laydin into a man.

> > When I saw the heading I thought that Jesus had been called for
> > throwing. I thought Jesus was a wicket keeper though while his
> > brother James was the bowler. Didn't Jesus say "I am my brother's
> > keeper"?

> > Zane

> No, you've got that wrong. It was Cain what said it, and what's more he
> wasn't a keeper, since he said "I am not my brother's keeper".

I think you'll find he was a keeper, but his brother wasn't in the team:

http://SportToday.org/

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Andrew

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