madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by Muhammad Javed Iqba » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 05:15:52


I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
May Dajjal***you royally.
 
 
 

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by Satish Kuma » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:16:26



Quote:
> I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
> today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
> thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
> May Dajjal***you royally.

This a misplaced sense of priority. Mummad Ek-bal (One-balled
Muhammad) should be a lot more incensed that his Saudi employer had
royally screwed Rehana for a dozen years to sire Ali, Asmaa, Farooq
and Bilal.

 
 
 

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by vipe » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:34:31



Quote:
>I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
> today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
> thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
> May Dajjal***you royally.

Why don't you find your way into an Afghani cave, with 10kgs of
Semtex strapped to your waist ? That way you can take 10 other
***wits with you....

It'll be painless and then an eternity of ***s will follow

Viper

 
 
 

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by Jellor » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:41:34


Quote:

> >I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
> > today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
> > thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
> > May Dajjal***you royally.

> Why don't you find your way into an Afghani cave, with 10kgs of
> Semtex strapped to your waist ? That way you can take 10 other
> ***wits with you....

> It'll be painless and then an eternity of ***s will follow

> Viper
>you can take 10 other ***wits with you....

Do you have 9 mates that you can take with you?
 
 
 

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by vipe » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 11:54:38



Quote:


> >I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
> > today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
> > thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
> > May Dajjal***you royally.

> Why don't you find your way into an Afghani cave, with 10kgs of
> Semtex strapped to your waist ? That way you can take 10 other
> ***wits with you....

> It'll be painless and then an eternity of ***s will follow

> Viper
>you can take 10 other ***wits with you....

Do you have 9 mates that you can take with you?

Timing, relevance and wit........0/10

Viper

 
 
 

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by Nirvana » Mon, 05 Oct 2009 19:10:57


Quote:

> >I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
> > today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
> > thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
> > May Dajjal***you royally.

> Why don't you find your way into an Afghani cave, with 10kgs of
> Semtex strapped to your waist ? That way you can take 10 other
> ***wits with you....

> It'll be painless and then an eternity of ***s will follow

> Viper

You forgot to add "pearl-like boys" along with the 72 ***s. O and
someone promised that Iqbal will also have a permanent *** to
make use of the 72 dark-eyed, big-busted houris with rivers of wine,
and milk flowing
 
 
 

madarchod allah, I am resigning from Islam

Post by Andrew Dunfor » Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:09:20



Quote:
> I fasted today so that Pak can win. And what did you do? You farted
> today and allowed kuffar NZ to win. Saaed Ajmal turned out to be
> thoroughly useless. Even Ajmal Kasab was more useful for Pakistan.
> May Dajjal***you royally.

I'm not sure what most of the above means, but I thought Ajmal bowled well.
It would make more sense to ask why the batting was so poor.

Andrew