by Rules to qualify for semi's from S6.
11.1 Teams shall score two points for a win unless;
a) the opposition is Pakistan where three points shall be awarded
as everyone knows they're cheats.
b) the opposition is Australia where no points shall be awarded
because Australia are never *really* beaten
11.2 If the team batting second win, but do not score quickly enough,
then that side will not lose any points but will have their captain
publicly castrated and the weight of his *** (in kilos) shall be
deducted from his teams NRR.
11.3 One point shall be deducted from the team who's captain fails to
wear an Emirates cap in the post-match interview.
11.4 In the case of a tie on points then the side that picks on New
Zealand the most shall be placed higher.
Alvey