Really really really really disparaging remarks about sponge

Really really really really disparaging remarks about sponge

Post by Berndt Man » Thu, 24 Jul 2003 10:51:26


(pasted from an RSTT post dated March 13, 2001)

Retro Records is pleased to announce that its latest offering by Marty and
the Dropshots " We Hate Sponge!" is now at number 127 with a bullet
on the top 40 charts.

We'd like to dedicate this number to all our loyal fans out there--Jim
Short, Erik Butterworth, Jake Kebobshaw, Wayne, Larry, Lefty, (Marco),
Ashu...well, you all know who you are.

We Hate Sponge  Retro Records

Marty and the Dropshots

Martin "Marty" Reisman, chopsticks
Steve "Champ" Berger, lead guitar
Berndt "The Babe" Mann, piano
Scott "Flash" Gordon, drums
Hock ("Skoal") Toohey, standup bass
Eric "Respect My Authoritah" Cartman (UHRL 836), lead vocal
Lorin "Maazel" Benedict, backup vocal
Bruce "Lee" Liu, backup vocal
Don "Duck" Varian, backup vocal

We hate sponge!
We hate sponge!
We really really really really really
Hate sponge!

We can't stand sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate--SPONGE!!!

Sponge sucks ass!
Sponge sucks ass!
Sponge really really really really really
Sucks ass!

We hate sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate--SPONGE!!!

Sponge is crap!
Sponge is crap!
Sponge really really really really really
Is crap!

We hate sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate--SPONGE!!

Sponge is lame!
Sponge is lame!
Sponge really really really really really
Is lame!

We hate sponge
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate--SPONGE!!

Hardbat rules!
Hardbat rules!
Hardbat
Really really really really
Rules!

We hate sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate--SPONGE!!

(da capo al fine etcetra ad nauseam)

Unfortunately "We Hate Sponge!" is not downloadable through Napster or
Gnutella as Retro Records uses wax cylinders to press its recordings.
If you do have an old Victrola with a 78 rpm turntable and a cactus or
osmium needle a pressing can be obtained from:

Retro Records
c/o The Money Player
New York City
New York

Casey Case'em

Omigawd!  How could I possibly have left out in the credits John "The
Elder" Grinnell, choreographer for Marty and the Dropshots, who taught
young Eric Cartman to do "The Cartland" while lip-syncing the lead
vocal.

Once the black and white silent music video comes out y'all just gotta
check out "The Cartland".  Doug himself was so taken by John's
choreography and Eric's rendition that he promptly slugged JTE right
in the mouth.  Picking him up off the floor and slapping him
good-naturedly on the back, Doug doubled over in pure uninhibited
mirth, guffawing "funniest damn thing, other than Marty and me in our
smugglers' overcoats, that I ever saw."

Casey Dang.  I hate gettin' old.  Cat-quick reflexes still but the
short-term memory of an IBM XT.  

Forgot to add a few more of my favorite verses to "I Hate Sponge".....

Screw your glue!
***you too!
***you***you***you***you
***you too! We hate sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate--SPONGE!

Say no to CHO!
CHO's gotta go!
Just say no no no no no no
No to CHO! We hate sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
Hate-- SPONGE!

Spongers blow!
They really blow!
They really really really really really
Blow! We hate sponge!
We don't like sponge!
We really really really
HATE SPONGE!

"Mighty" Casey

 
 
 

Really really really really disparaging remarks about sponge

Post by Larry Hodge » Thu, 24 Jul 2003 11:06:42

While I like both hardbat and sponge, here are a couple of humerous articles
I've written on the subject. Both are online at www.hardbat.org.

The Classic Game
By Larry Hodges

Reisman and Miles and Schiff, oh my!
On chopping and hitting and blocks they'd rely.
No sponges or gluing or carbon blades used,
Just classical ping-pong, before rules were abused.

'Twas a time of pure ping-pong, with rallies so pure,
Observers could watch and see the allure,
Of rallies of topspin and backspin so clear,
Beginners would join in with nary a fear.

But then came the sponges, soaking up life,
Leading the game into a great strife,
And soon a sport that had been really hip,
Became just short rallies of serve and then Rip!

So always remember when you come by this page,
To remember that once, hardbat was the rage!
And so on these pages we keep lit the flame,
Of the pure and most classical form of the game!

Sponge is Valuable
By Larry Hodges

Sponge is valuable, and can't be replaced by pimpled ***. Everybody knows
that:
*You can't clean a counter with pimpled ***.
*You can't pimpled *** off a friend.
*Pimpled *** baths hurt and leave abrasions on the skin.
*You can't cleanse the oceans with pimpled ***s.
*You can't dress up Tim Allen as Santa Clause with pimpled *** padding.
*Pimpled***Bob SquarePants just doesn't have the same ring.
*Pole vaulting onto pimpled *** hurts like heck.
*Pimpled *** cake tastes like ***.
*A child with a mind like a pimpled *** will probably be in trouble.
*You can't develop a complex brain from a pimpled***ioblast
*Sponge flies can't survive off of pimpled ***, since they live off of
fresh-water sponges.
*You can't do public experiments in perception, phenomenology and desire at
www.pimpled***.org - you need www.sponge.org.

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Really really really really disparaging remarks about sponge

Post by Musash » Thu, 24 Jul 2003 11:27:53

Does this include sponge cake, sponge contraceptives, cleaning
sponges, living sea and fresh water sponges(including but not limited
to Sponge Bob Square Pants), surgical sponges, the band 'Sponge',
sponge painting, loofa sponges, etc.......??

Also, are you part of the Occult investigation group S-P-O-N-G-E
http://SportToday.org/

Regardless of your past feelings I would like you to rethink your
stance on sponge. There are 10,000 species of sponges living in fresh
and sea water. They never did anything to hurt you. The animal kingdom
doesn't want to claim them as part of their group and the plant
kingdom has totally shunned them. Sponges may one day even save your
life as we discover their ability to stop cell division, something
that will be vital in finding a cure for cancer. Some sponge molecules
have great anti-inflammatory abilities. With non steroidal
anti-inflammatory *** currently responible for more deaths each year
in the US than AIDS, I would think you might grow to LIKE the sponge.

Embrace the sponge. Let the sponge be your friend.

Musashi



Quote:
>(pasted from an RSTT post dated March 13, 2001)

>Retro Records is pleased to announce that its latest offering by Marty and
>the Dropshots " We Hate Sponge!" is now at number 127 with a bullet
>on the top 40 charts.

>We'd like to dedicate this number to all our loyal fans out there--Jim
>Short, Erik Butterworth, Jake Kebobshaw, Wayne, Larry, Lefty, (Marco),
>Ashu...well, you all know who you are.

>We Hate Sponge  Retro Records

>Marty and the Dropshots

>Martin "Marty" Reisman, chopsticks
>Steve "Champ" Berger, lead guitar
>Berndt "The Babe" Mann, piano
>Scott "Flash" Gordon, drums
>Hock ("Skoal") Toohey, standup bass
>Eric "Respect My Authoritah" Cartman (UHRL 836), lead vocal
>Lorin "Maazel" Benedict, backup vocal
>Bruce "Lee" Liu, backup vocal
>Don "Duck" Varian, backup vocal

>We hate sponge!
>We hate sponge!
>We really really really really really
>Hate sponge!

>We can't stand sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate--SPONGE!!!

>Sponge sucks ass!
>Sponge sucks ass!
>Sponge really really really really really
>Sucks ass!

>We hate sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate--SPONGE!!!

>Sponge is crap!
>Sponge is crap!
>Sponge really really really really really
>Is crap!

>We hate sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate--SPONGE!!

>Sponge is lame!
>Sponge is lame!
>Sponge really really really really really
>Is lame!

>We hate sponge
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate--SPONGE!!

>Hardbat rules!
>Hardbat rules!
>Hardbat
>Really really really really
>Rules!

>We hate sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate--SPONGE!!

>(da capo al fine etcetra ad nauseam)

>Unfortunately "We Hate Sponge!" is not downloadable through Napster or
>Gnutella as Retro Records uses wax cylinders to press its recordings.
>If you do have an old Victrola with a 78 rpm turntable and a cactus or
>osmium needle a pressing can be obtained from:

>Retro Records
>c/o The Money Player
>New York City
>New York

>Casey Case'em

>Omigawd!  How could I possibly have left out in the credits John "The
>Elder" Grinnell, choreographer for Marty and the Dropshots, who taught
>young Eric Cartman to do "The Cartland" while lip-syncing the lead
>vocal.

>Once the black and white silent music video comes out y'all just gotta
>check out "The Cartland".  Doug himself was so taken by John's
>choreography and Eric's rendition that he promptly slugged JTE right
>in the mouth.  Picking him up off the floor and slapping him
>good-naturedly on the back, Doug doubled over in pure uninhibited
>mirth, guffawing "funniest damn thing, other than Marty and me in our
>smugglers' overcoats, that I ever saw."

>Casey Dang.  I hate gettin' old.  Cat-quick reflexes still but the
>short-term memory of an IBM XT.  

>Forgot to add a few more of my favorite verses to "I Hate Sponge".....

>Screw your glue!
>Screw you too!
>Screw you***you***you***you
>Screw you too! We hate sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate--SPONGE!

>Say no to CHO!
>CHO's gotta go!
>Just say no no no no no no
>No to CHO! We hate sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>Hate-- SPONGE!

>Spongers blow!
>They really blow!
>They really really really really really
>Blow! We hate sponge!
>We don't like sponge!
>We really really really
>HATE SPONGE!

>"Mighty" Casey


 
 
 

Really really really really disparaging remarks about sponge

Post by sgordo » Thu, 24 Jul 2003 12:24:01

: Once the black and white silent music video comes out y'all just gotta
: check out "The Cartland".

Whoa, now this is *really* an inside joke... you had to be one of the
few of us who went to Manchester for the hardbat tournament to get this
one.  A bunch of us were in a Manchester club (that's bar, not ping-pong),
and John started dancing while imitating various table tennis players.
He had us all in stitches, particularly when he invented "The Cartland".
Hmm, maybe at the Nationals in Las Vegas I can get JTE to preserve this
on video... if put to appropriate disco music, it just might eclipse
"Table Tennis WOW"!

Scott