top 10 reason's why Jason don't windsurf.

top 10 reason's why Jason don't windsurf.

Post by TCSa » Thu, 04 Jun 1998 04:00:00


# 10.  caught his girlfriend buttoning up her blouse while leaving nlwtfw's
sailvan.
#9.  couldn't find a harness that would fit around his fat ass.
#8.  hospitalized 3 months after breaking mast over head trying to beachstart.
#7.  doctor diagnosed brain damage, and was told never to sail again.
#6.  caught his younger sister masturbating to the cover of his collector's
edition "Robbie Naish" June '87 Windsurfing Mag.
#5  too many blisters on hands from downhauling and could no longer ***
thrice daily.
#4  found out he was too stupid for the sport, and always left the wind to find
wind.
#3  couldn't affort the cost of the sport after being laid off from the Postal
Service.
#2  found out too many windsurfers knew how to spell.

And the number one reason why Jason don't windsurf...

...

...

1. caught his younger sister leaving nlwtfw's sailvan with only her panties
on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get off MIKE!

Tanks Jaysin, keyp postun ewe dumbash basterd!  Hahahahahahahah

yOURs Truelie,

Dan Thorne
Lorton, Va.

 
 
 

top 10 reason's why Jason don't windsurf.

Post by TCSa » Thu, 04 Jun 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
>#3  couldn't affort the cost of the sport after being laid off from the
>Postal
>Service.
>#2  found out too many windsurfers knew how to spell.

"affort" ? Geesh, put me in that category.  

Dan Thorne
Lorton, Va.

 
 
 

top 10 reason's why Jason don't windsurf.

Post by Glenn Woode » Fri, 05 Jun 1998 04:00:00


says...

Quote:

>1. caught his younger sister leaving nlwtfw's sailvan with only her panties
>on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Get off MIKE!

>Tanks Jaysin, keyp postun ewe dumbash basterd!  Hahahahahahahah

>yOURs Truelie,

This is hillarious.