I admit it, I'm pure chickenpoop when it comes to men
in grey suits (and I used to spearfish). Ok, now for the scary
fish stories:
A friend that used to surf Barber's Point (SE Oahu) was
out surfing when his friend got his board bit while he was up
(this is surfing, not windsurfing, on short thrusters => you
look alot like a seal from underneath, but I hadn't ever heard
about an attack while someone was up and surfing).
A friend that was swimming off of Diamond Head this summer
had a catamaran stop nearby and dump garbage overboard (they should
be shot), shortly thereafter a feeding frenzy started with several
sharks and this scared my friend into swimming to an offshore bouy
(if you've got any old pictures of Diamond Head, check it out) and
sitting on it for two and a half hours until someone in a boat
came by.
You will notice that I don't have any windsurfing stories,
although several friends have seen them, haven't heard of any
attacks....yet. We rationalize that when you're down you look real
big and you don't spend alot of time down compared to surfers and
bodyboarders. Still gives a new meaning to the phrase 'walk on
water'.
Now for the upside:
I've sailed though schools of flying fish several times,
they're beautiful - the sea looks like it erupts in patches of
flying crystal. There are also two resident turtles - I like
them, they're nice and round and brown (not long and grey).
How come I haven't been able to see dolphins when it seems like
everyone else has (although I wish they were another color)?
My wife has seen them, and one day when we were sailing this
spring, several people saw humpback whales but we never got the
chance.