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> Gee, it still is.  If you get your kicks watching IPS numbers, I
> certainly feel sorry for you.  If you can see mine, just think what a
> good hacker can do?  Luckily for us, Oneup is not a good hacker.  Marky
> whacks under his desk more than he hacks on top of it down there in
> Florida.  Amazing, isn't it, how much you two have in common.  He's
> been single for a long time.  Ever since Kris Vogel jilted him on the
> Labor Ready board, he's been whacking away.  The two of them had great
> ***sex which is the only sex he's ever known.


> > > >>I probably should have worded it differently.<<  Dog, you certainly
> > > should have.

> > How about this then....

> > Remove your thumbs from their current location and your typing will
> > make more sense, Mr 72.72.49.151 (still)

> > Dog

> [snip].
> Futhermore, you didn't include the accomplishement that I am most proud
> of i.e. that of wispering the  the phrase >>short board<<  in the ear
> of Robby at a Luau and created the mass movement to them.
[snip]

>> > Let me suggest that all you has-beens with deep knowledge of old and
>> > obsolete technology write a >>History of WSing<<.  You might have to
>> > pay a publisher to print it, though, as it's doubtful it will sell or
>> > attract many readers today.  However, perhaps after sitting in a
>> > library for 100 years gathering dust some researcher might find it
>> > interesting.  Nevertheless, you should edit out that >>I could have
>> > been a contender<< attitude as it rather seems like sour grapes.

> Now, that's a good start.  However, you forgot to add that in the late
> '90's I discovered that the forward mast track position on an
> on-the-fly adjustable mast track and the back position of an old surf
> designs board were in an identical cosmic position.  This lead to the
> Y2K mast track position and served as the inflater of the tech bubble.
> Futhermore, you didn't include the accomplishement that I am most proud
> of i.e. that of wispering the  the phrase >>short board<<  in the ear
> of Robby at a Luau and created the mass movement to them.  Finally,
> there was my one night stand with Anette Fornicello at Huntington beach
> which shifted the cultural center of the universe to Haight-Ashbury.

> > You all disappoint me by ignoring the History of windsurfing. Here's
> > a summary:

> > 1948, In transition from his life as an earthworm to that of a
> > human being, cosmicharlie comes to twenty-year old Newman Darby in a dream
> > and describes the "universal joint."

> > 1965, As Darby failed to patent the universal joint, the
> > youthful cosmicharlie approaches Hoyle Schweitzer and Jim Drake in an
> > attempt to get development back on track. By the end of 1968, this results
> > in the patent of the first windsurf board, the "Windsurfer"

> > 1977 cosmicharlie, using the alias, Derk Thijs, sailed with 17.1 knots.

> > 1982 cosmicharlie, using the alias, Pascal Maka bumped the record up to
> > 27.82 knots at Weymouth.

> > 1980's cosmicharlie brings aluminum booms, pintail boards, and mylar sails
> > to the world of windsurfing. He also discovers the Gorge.

> > 2004 cosmicharlie, using the alias, Finian Maynard sets a new
> > record of 46.82 knots at the Trench.

> > 1990's cosmicharlie designs sails that "twist." He also influences the
> > widespread use of carbon fiber resulting in lighter and more responsive
> > rigs.

> > Today cosmicharlie, worn out from all of his accomplishments, moves back
> > home to live with his mother. Out of great generosity, cosmicharlie shares
> > his wealth of knowledge with the common people who read the
> > rec.windsurfing newsgroup. The members of rec.windsurfing are awed
> > by his presence.

> > > Let me suggest that all you has-beens with deep knowledge of old and
> > > obsolete technology write a >>History of WSing<<.  You might have to
> > > pay a publisher to print it, though, as it's doubtful it will sell or
> > > attract many readers today.  However, perhaps after sitting in a
> > > library for 100 years gathering dust some researcher might find it
> > > interesting.  Nevertheless, you should edit out that >>I could have
> > > been a contender<< attitude as it rather seems like sour grapes.- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -

> I like this response more than any, it shows me that you take this all
> in stride.  I'm too thin skinned and would have faded away long ago.

> > Now, that's a good start.  However, you forgot to add that in the late
> > '90's I discovered that the forward mast track position on an
> > on-the-fly adjustable mast track and the back position of an old surf
> > designs board were in an identical cosmic position.  This lead to the
> > Y2K mast track position and served as the inflater of the tech bubble.
> > Futhermore, you didn't include the accomplishement that I am most proud
> > of i.e. that of wispering the  the phrase >>short board<<  in the ear
> > of Robby at a Luau and created the mass movement to them.  Finally,
> > there was my one night stand with Anette Fornicello at Huntington beach
> > which shifted the cultural center of the universe to Haight-Ashbury.

> > > You all disappoint me by ignoring the History of windsurfing. Here's
> > > a summary:

> > > 1948, In transition from his life as an earthworm to that of a
> > > human being, cosmicharlie comes to twenty-year old Newman Darby in a dream
> > > and describes the "universal joint."

> > > 1965, As Darby failed to patent the universal joint, the
> > > youthful cosmicharlie approaches Hoyle Schweitzer and Jim Drake in an
> > > attempt to get development back on track. By the end of 1968, this results
> > > in the patent of the first windsurf board, the "Windsurfer"

> > > 1977 cosmicharlie, using the alias, Derk Thijs, sailed with 17.1 knots.

> > > 1982 cosmicharlie, using the alias, Pascal Maka bumped the record up to
> > > 27.82 knots at Weymouth.

> > > 1980's cosmicharlie brings aluminum booms, pintail boards, and mylar sails
> > > to the world of windsurfing. He also discovers the Gorge.

> > > 2004 cosmicharlie, using the alias, Finian Maynard sets a new
> > > record of 46.82 knots at the Trench.

> > > 1990's cosmicharlie designs sails that "twist." He also influences the
> > > widespread use of carbon fiber resulting in lighter and more responsive
> > > rigs.

> > > Today cosmicharlie, worn out from all of his accomplishments, moves back
> > > home to live with his mother. Out of great generosity, cosmicharlie shares
> > > his wealth of knowledge with the common people who read the
> > > rec.windsurfing newsgroup. The members of rec.windsurfing are awed
> > > by his presence.

> > > > Let me suggest that all you has-beens with deep knowledge of old and
> > > > obsolete technology write a >>History of WSing<<.  You might have to
> > > > pay a publisher to print it, though, as it's doubtful it will sell or
> > > > attract many readers today.  However, perhaps after sitting in a
> > > > library for 100 years gathering dust some researcher might find it
> > > > interesting.  Nevertheless, you should edit out that >>I could have
> > > > been a contender<< attitude as it rather seems like sour grapes.- Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text -