The Holy Church of Vail and its Prophet announce the finest compilation
of routes Two Buddha will never ski:
The Chuting Gallery, A Guide To Steep Skiing in the Wasatch
by Buttdawg, from Paw Prince Press
This hilarious and informative book is the finest book on how to commit
suicide since Kevorkian wrote a how-to guide. If there is a sick,
insane, ludicrous, stooooopid, dumb, idiotic line in the Wasatch you
want to ski, it is described.
What is even stranger is that none of these chutes are lift served, and
you must walk every single one. How ridiculous.
Two Buddha plans on putting his copy on the bookshelf next to other
things he will never use, such as "Finding Fences in Eastern Ski Areas",
"Slaughtering Sheep", "How to Make Lurv to a Stumpy Australian", and
"klaus' Guide Book to Park City".
Around 12 bucks including shipping and mailing. I tried to get him to
pay you more to read this book, but he can't afford DV lift tickets.
He is currently being drank out of house and home by the same idiots
that did the Mowich face with him last summer, so don't be surprised if
his checks bounce.
Two Buddha, editor
Vail: Shooting Gallery, A Guide to Tourist Hunting in Pork Sushi, by
Andrew J. Buttdawg Jr.