Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by Scott Abraha » Fri, 06 Feb 1998 04:00:00


The Holy Church of Vail and its Prophet announce the finest compilation
of routes Two Buddha will never ski:

The Chuting Gallery, A Guide To Steep Skiing in the Wasatch
by Buttdawg, from Paw Prince Press

This hilarious and informative book is the finest book on how to commit
suicide since Kevorkian wrote a how-to guide.  If there is a sick,
insane, ludicrous, stooooopid, dumb, idiotic line in the Wasatch you
want to ski, it is described.
What is even stranger is that none of these chutes are lift served, and
you must walk every single one.  How ridiculous.
Two Buddha plans on putting his copy on the bookshelf next to other
things he will never use, such as "Finding Fences in Eastern Ski Areas",
"Slaughtering Sheep", "How to Make Lurv to a Stumpy Australian", and
"klaus' Guide Book to Park City".

Around 12 bucks including shipping and mailing.  I tried to get him to
pay you more to read this book, but he can't afford DV lift tickets.  
He is currently being drank out of house and home by the same idiots
that did the Mowich face with him last summer, so don't be surprised if
his checks bounce.

Two Buddha, editor

Vail:  Shooting Gallery, A Guide to Tourist Hunting in Pork Sushi, by
Andrew J. Buttdawg Jr.

 
 
 

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by Butt Da » Fri, 06 Feb 1998 04:00:00

Quote:
> The Holy Church of Vail and its Prophet announce the finest compilation
> of routes Two Buddha will never ski:
> The Chuting Gallery, A Guide To Steep Skiing in the Wasatch
>  by Buttdawg, from Paw Prince Press

For once,  the Big Man speaks the truth.  This has been a six year project
which was just completed last week.  Buddhapest did a very through editing job
on it, so if you happen to catch any typos or blatant mistakes, he is to blame.
 One of my major motivations for writing this was to fully expose all of klaus
favorite places hed like to ski, but never has.

Quote:
>  This hilarious and informative book is the finest book on how to commit
>  suicide since Kevorkian wrote a how-to guide.  If there is a sick,
>  insane, ludicrous, stooooopid, dumb, idiotic line in the Wasatch you
>  want to ski, it is described.

Im flattered.  The Chuting Gallery concentrates on steep skiing (formerly
known as "extreme") lines in the Wasatch.  It has a great foreward by Alex
Lowe, three disclaimers, a short intro chapter on how the rating system works
(all the descents are rated), and a two page primer on avalanche avoidance.
Six other chapters cover 90 routes in areas such as Little and Big Cottonwood
Canyon, Wolverine Cirque and outlying peaks.

Quote:
>  What is even stranger is that none of these chutes are lift served, and
>  you must walk every single one.  How ridiculous.

Uhmmm, well, mostly true.  There is a chapter called the Forbidden Fruit Chutes
which covers steep in-bound runs at the resorts, such as Altas Baldy Chutes,
Snowbirds Pipeline, the Honeycomb cliffs at Solitude and Brightons Elevator
Shaft.


Quote:
>  Around 12 bucks including shipping and mailing.

Well, without Two Buddhas commission (Im still waiting for the Morrisons)
its $12 for a signed RSA copy which includes tax and shipping.  No Visa cards
or pennies!  Checks can be made out  to Paw Prince Press.

 For more information, check out The Chuting Gallery web page at
http://www.bdel.com/chutglry.htm.  I promise its not linked to klaus.

Andrew

 
 
 

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by Patrick Cha » Fri, 06 Feb 1998 04:00:00

|> The Chuting Gallery, A Guide To Steep Skiing in the Wasatch
|> by Buttdawg, from Paw Prince Press
|>
|> ... He is currently being drank out of house and home by the same idiots
|> that did the Mowich face with him last summer
|> his checks bounce.

Gee whiz!

Does this mean that our very own ButtDawg is one and the same as...as...NAH!

-- Patrick

Vail - Absolute Confidentiality

 
 
 

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by ooootah Invasion H » Fri, 06 Feb 1998 04:00:00

ooooooooooooohhh klaus - you know how to get to me... steeep and deeep

SkiGrrl

Quote:


>> This hilarious and informative book is the finest book on how to commit
>> suicide since Kevorkian wrote a how-to guide.  If there is a sick,
>> insane, ludicrous, stooooopid, dumb, idiotic line in the Wasatch you
>> want to ski, it is described.

>Hey, TB, would you let Tabi borrow it so that she can pick out a chute
>for us to do this weekend while you guys are "skiing" Bambi Basin.

>Thanks,
>-klaus

>Vail-sho' nuff.

 
 
 

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by Scott Abraha » Sat, 07 Feb 1998 04:00:00

***Dawg shamelessly spammed the newsgroup:

  Buddhapest did a very through editing job

Quote:
> on it, so if you happen to catch any typos or blatant mistakes, he is to blame.

If you happen to find any humor, decent writing, or blatant literacy, I am also to
blame.

Quote:
>  One of my major motivations for writing this was to fully expose all of klaus1
> favorite places he1d like to ski, but never has.

I edited out the parts where Buttdawg exposed himself and all the favorite places his
ex like to blow klaus.

Quote:
> I1m flattered.  The Chuting Gallery concentrates on steep skiing (formerly
> known as "extreme") lines in the Wasatch.

Do not listen to Buttdawg.  He is one of the finest EXTREME skiers alive, known
throughout the EXTREME world, renowned for his EXTREME exploits.  He wears NF EXTREME
gear, is desperately hoping for some k2 Morrison EXTREME skis, and has an ex-wife that
gives EXTREME head.
He's just an EXTREME kind of guy.

Quote:
> Well, without Two Buddha1s commission (I1m still waiting for the Morrisons)

Not to worry, BD.  Your ex is letting me take it out in trade.

Two Buddha, EXTREME editor

Vail:  What the *** is EXTREME skiing?

 
 
 

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by ChuteGal » Sat, 07 Feb 1998 04:00:00

Ooops.  I forgot to include an ordering address in the web page.  Details.
Until I get  it updated, and if you're interested in getting a copy, please
send $12.00 for a special edition signed RSA copy  to:

Paw Prince Press
395 Crestview Drive
Park City, UT  84098-5120

Thanks!
Andrew

The Chuting Gallery - A Guide to Steep Skiing in the Wasatch Mountains
http://www.bdel.com/chutglry.htm

 
 
 

Buttdawg's The Chuting Gallery

Post by Scott Abraha » Sat, 14 Feb 1998 04:00:00

Jeremy Mortimer wrote an extreme post:

Quote:

>      Vail:? What the *** is EXTREME skiing?

> A marketing term. Kudos to ***Dawg for going with "steep".

Kudos?
Is that one of those EXTREME skiing terms, like dooooood, huck, and bro?
And since Buttdawg is shamelessly spamming this newsgroup selling his
EXTREME book about skiing EXTREME chutes in the EXTREME Wasatch, is not
the use of EXTREME a justified marketing term?
FYI, I loaned BD my EXTREME Morrisons yesterday.  He promised to use
them only on EXTREME groomed slopes at Xxxx.  I also rehooked Otto on
Beggin Strips, but that's another story.

Two Extreme Buddha

Vail:  EXTREME defined