RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Scott Abraha » Sat, 27 Sep 1997 04:00:00


Erik made a play to be anointed as rsa's version of Benny Hill:

Quote:
> Request for Commentary:

Blow me.

Quote:
> Forming a new newsgroup in the rec.skiing.hierarchy
> for universal love and acceptance among all snowboarders,
> skiers, telemarkers, and monoskiers.

You sound like Marv Albert demanding a menage a trois.  I'll bet that
you wrote this post while wearing panties and garter belts, demanding
that your wife go out and fetch you a snowboarder.

Quote:
> Even ski instructors and Ski Patrols are invited to share their love for speeding ***agers.

I love fast ***age girls, just like klaus.  Kool.

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> All disagreements to be courteous.

Bite me, you vile scumbag dishonorable liar slandering ***
***weed.....oooopps, wrong thread.

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> Anybody having a bad day to be invited to share their pain.

Hey, man, my hemmorroids are killing me.  Mind if I borrow some of your
lip balm?

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> All flamers to be love bombed.

Sounds great.  Are you bringing the babe, the panties, and the garter
belt, or should I?

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> All stupid newbie questions answered truthfully and respectfully.

Xxxx sucks.  Vail rulz.

Quote:

> XOXOXOX

Ooooh, that feels good.  Thanks.

Two Buddha

Vail:  Yeeeeesssssssssss!

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Erik » Sun, 28 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Request for Commentary:

Forming a new newsgroup in the rec.skiing.hierarchy
for universal love and acceptance among all snowboarders,
skiers, telemarkers, and monoskiers. Even ski instructors
and Ski Patrols are invited to share their love for speeding
***agers. All disagreements to be courteous. Anybody
having a bad day to be invited to share their pain. All
flamers to be love bombed.  All stupid newbie questions
answered truthfully and respectfully.

XOXOXOX

-erik

Vail-Love your neighbor, especially if he is a ***head

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Frippertroni » Sun, 28 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

> Erik made a play to be anointed as rsa's version of Benny Hill:

> > Request for Commentary:

> Blow me.

> > Forming a new newsgroup in the rec.skiing.hierarchy
> > for universal love and acceptance among all snowboarders,
> > skiers, telemarkers, and monoskiers.

> You sound like Marv Albert demanding a menage a trois.  I'll bet that
> you wrote this post while wearing panties and garter belts, demanding
> that your wife go out and fetch you a snowboarder.

> > Even ski instructors and Ski Patrols are invited to share their love for speeding ***agers.

> I love fast ***age girls, just like klaus.  Kool.

> > All disagreements to be courteous.

> Bite me, you vile scumbag dishonorable liar slandering ***
>***weed.....oooopps, wrong thread.

> > Anybody having a bad day to be invited to share their pain.

> Hey, man, my hemmorroids are killing me.  Mind if I borrow some of your
> lip balm?

> > All flamers to be love bombed.

> Sounds great.  Are you bringing the babe, the panties, and the garter
> belt, or should I?

> > All stupid newbie questions answered truthfully and respectfully.

> Xxxx sucks.  Vail rulz.

> > XOXOXOX

> Ooooh, that feels good.  Thanks.

> Two Buddha

> Vail:  Yeeeeesssssssssss!

   Hey, this is quite humorous!
   *(Just in case anyone was wondering.)

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Scott Abraha » Sun, 28 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Anonymous pu8lled the same chickenshit move:

Quote:

> It is ironic that people get more shit for signing their post anonymously,
> then if they spew alot of vile ***like Mr. Abraham and calling it humour.
> Is losing all that weight Scott making you grouchy?  your post are becoming
> borderline humour, borderline vile.

Yup.  I always get grouchy about anonymous posters.
I have absolutely no respect for such tactics.
So let me go over the borderline into truly vile humor.
Toilet.  Ka-ka.  Anonymous fart.  Panty lines.  Xxxx is a really lousy
place to ski.
Give it up, will you?
As far as I'm concerned, there is nothing more vile than a coward who
criticizes without revealing their own identity.
You want me to pay attention to you, you gotta use your own name, or
else I will continue to think you are a rather dweeby shit who probably
skis Wilmot.
Toodle-doo-doo.

Scott Abraham

Vail:  Is that you, Tina?

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Anonymo » Mon, 29 Sep 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

> Request for Commentary:

> Forming a new newsgroup in the rec.skiing.hierarchy
> for universal love and acceptance among all snowboarders,
> skiers, telemarkers, and monoskiers. Even ski instructors
> and Ski Patrols are invited to share their love for speeding
> ***agers. All disagreements to be courteous. Anybody
> having a bad day to be invited to share their pain. All
> flamers to be love bombed.  All stupid newbie questions
> answered truthfully and respectfully.

> XOXOXOX

> -erik

> Vail-Love your neighbor, especially if he is a ***head

It is ironic that people get more shit for signing their post anonymously,
then if they spew alot of vile ***like Mr. Abraham and calling it humour.
Is losing all that weight Scott making you grouchy?  your post are becoming
borderline humour, borderline vile.
 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Iceski » Mon, 29 Sep 1997 04:00:00


Quote:

>Request for Commentary:
>Forming a new newsgroup in the rec.skiing.hierarchy
>for universal love and acceptance among all snowboarders,
>skiers, telemarkers, and monoskiers. Even ski instructors
>and Ski Patrols are invited to share their love for speeding
>***agers.

Two Budda responded:

Quote:
> I'll bet that you wrote this post while wearing panties and garter belts,

The compassion of your lovely post struck a chord on my heart.  There is
no better univeral meeting ground to bring disparate peoples together than
a snowy mountain.  A forum to express our needs, unburden ourselves of
pain, and share our love is long over due.  I accept your invitation, and
ask all brothers and sisters who slide on snow to join as well.
Doug

uh......Do you plan on posting pictures of yourself in panties and garter
belts anytime soon?

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Anthe » Mon, 29 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

> It is ironic that people get more shit for signing their post anonymously,
> then if they spew alot of vile ***like Mr. Abraham and calling it humour.
> Is losing all that weight Scott making you grouchy?  your post are becoming
> borderline humour, borderline vile.

You get shit for

a) being a ***y coward, and
b) being boring, (boring boring boring) and adding absolutely NOTHING of
value to this newsgroup.

I imagine your idea of humour is packaged as the horrible yank sitcoms
we cop over here.

Would you kindly***off? I'm finding you incredibly tedious.

Ant
--
Anthea Kerrison


http://SportToday.org/

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by S. Dee » Tue, 30 Sep 1997 04:00:00

Quote:

> I love fast ***age girls just like klaus.  Kool.

And all this time I thought klaus was some scrawny, smelly,
bearded old fart draped in duct tape.  And now you tell us he's a ***age
girl! This explains the content of his (her) posts.
 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by david ma » Tue, 30 Sep 1997 04:00:00

: You get shit for
: a) being a ***y coward, and

Hey! Only cowards hide behind e-mail addresses and URLs.
Come on, be brave. Let's see some interesting info in those
sigs.

Street address - we promise, no stalkers here.
Phone numbers - we'll never call during meals or after 10:00.

: b) being boring, (boring boring boring) and adding absolutely NOTHING of
: value to this newsgroup.

(yawn) Right on!

Dave Mann           | "It is impossible, or not easy, to do
                    |  noble acts without the proper equipment."

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Scott Abraha » Tue, 30 Sep 1997 04:00:00

S. Deem proved that it was a good idea that he specialized in
gas-passing rather than gynecology:

Quote:

> > I love fast ***age girls just like klaus.  Kool.

> And all this time I thought klaus was some scrawny, smelly,
> bearded old fart draped in duct tape.  And now you tell us he's a ***age
> girl! This explains the content of his (her) posts.

Scrawny and smelly you got right.  Skip the beard, though, as he even
waxes his legs, because he likes to dress up as a ***-age girl.
A Pork Sushi Cheerleader, to be precise.
He looks quite cute in a pleated skirt and tight sweater, though he
frequently tends to forget to wear the panties, which becomes obvious
when he does the splits.
You ought to see him and Buttdawg strolling Main Street, BD resplendent
in his letterman's jacket.
Makes you long for the fifties.

Two Buddha

Vail:  Gimme a P!  Gimme a C!  What's that spell?

 
 
 

RFC: rec.skiing.universal.love.and.acceptance

Post by Adrenochrom » Wed, 01 Oct 1997 04:00:00


Quote:


> > I love fast ***age girls just like klaus.  Kool.

> And all this time I thought klaus was some scrawny, smelly,
> bearded old fart draped in duct tape.  And now you tell us he's a ***age
> girl! This explains the content of his (her) posts.

But now how do we 'splain Jamie's posts from about a year ago?

What's that?
Couldn't hear you...
Sounded like Latvian?
--
Vail-Where men are men, women are women, and sheep are nervous.